Get Murdered by Norway (Hetalia_Iceland)

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Admin: Hey Denmark guess what?

Denmark: I finally get to touch you inappropriately?

Admin: *yanks Denmark's tie* Why must you always guess that?

Denmark: Cuz I'm AWESOME!!!!

Admin: Ok you go do that, but first guess what actually happened?

Denmark: You sextets me?

Admin: *pulls harder* DUNKOF!!! No, you got your first dare.

Denmark: *cuts tie* From who? and will it give me a boner?

Admin: Just read the dam dare.

Denmark: *opens letter thing*

Iceland: I don't understand how I get so many questions, so I'm going to give you one, Denmark.

Admin: Sounds like a good enough idea, except he probably won't ca-

Iceland: Denmark, I want you to admit to anything that has happened between you and Norway while he's around!

Admin: O-Okay, well then, Ice. You just do whatever you want then.

Denmark: Haha yesh!

Admin: Well what are you waiting for? *puts 5 ties on Denmark* for good luck. *mutters to self* He's such a fifl, he doesn't even realize that He's probably going to be murdered

Denmark: I feel like I should be scared for my my life, but I don't know why.

Admin: Just go, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Denmark: AWESOMENESS!!!! *runs to Noways house in the nude* Hey Norge remember all those things we've done with this thing? *points to private area*

Norway: Put some clothes on and shut up!!! *pulls Denmark into house* shhhh.

Denmark: Haha, you've *this portion is not suitable for children, therefore this portion is blurred out*

Norway: *finds the secret camera* You idiot!!!! *goes into demon mode, and yanks all five ties as hard as possible*

Admin: He didn't have to go naked, but oh well. This was amusing. I hope you've bein satisfied Big brother, I know I was. Wow, that sounds so wrong in so many ways. Anyway ask again, you  to Iceland's Admin!

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