FAT And PROUD

01: Fired

Dear diary,
Today was the worst day ever. As you know i am a student and I work as a secretary to a lawyer's office for the past two months now. Today as I was working on his schedule my boss came and stared at me for a long time
"Can i help you boss?" i told him
"No no. I was just thinking you should quit" he said and i stopped my paperwork and stared at him for a long time
"What? Why? I don't wanna quit. I Love this job." i said and i was watching him full of desperation
"No i just think is better to quit than to fire you. It will be better for your cv." What did tha asshole just said? I just took a deep breath calming myself for a second and i asked " Why is that? I mean why do you want to fire me?"

"Come on . Think about it . What qualities a secretary needs to have" he said and pointed at me
"Be kind to the customers , know how to use the computer , know to arrange the meetings and appointments and keep in order the office . I think i ve got all of these things" i said obviously with an angry tone
" No think about it " he said and i was lost . I was thinking but i couldn't find anything
" NO ,nothing . Nothing comes in my mind " i said and he breathed out full of indignation
"Come on look at you ! YOU ARE FAT ...." he said and then i got angry . I stood up . I am much taller than him so i was like a giant in front of him . An angry giant who slapped her hands on the desk and the boss was really scared by now .

"What i was trying to say was that my office needs a more presentable and elegant figure so .."
" So you could fuck her? Huh? All you want here is a bitch to flash her boobs and booty like candy and fuck her everytime you are in mood for ." he froze from my sudden outburst and then i stood up took my bag and things and headed to the door . Before i go out i told him
"Suck my dick motherfucker . You son of a man bitch " he surely hurt my feelings . The last one was a creation of mine . I just respect a lot mothers so i swear about the fathers . I know it sounds weird and is as disrespectful for dads too but i couldn't control myself . I walked into my small red old car and shut the door loudly . I was so annoyed and angry at the same time . Not sad . not at all . I Love my body . It took me a long time to accept and be happy with my body and it wasn't as easy as everybody says . Before i go at home to tell to my boyfriend the bad news i went from a nearby donut shop and bought the family donut pack and and got out . As i was walking down the street to go to my car i started eating them like a pig . You know how . Like when you really need sugar and you finally get some , or when you are angry and anxious and you really need to eat something . As i was eating my delicious donut covered in white chocolate , which was my favorite by the way, i saw a really skinny girl watching me with wide eyes and laughing at the same time .
" What are you watching you skinny bitch . Do you even got bones?" i aksed and got in my car . I put a donut in my mouth . Half inside and half hanging out of my mouth and i started driving and got home in 15 minutes . I opened the door and shouted "HONEY I AM HOME!!!" no response
"Honey ? where are you?" no response again . "Mark ? MARK" i said worried this time. I went to the living room . Noone . I went to the kitchen no one . Just a letter . I opened it and gosh i wanted to kill somebody

yeah babes thats her car . By the way her name is Maccie Ronald ( Pronounced just like maggie but in a more k way) becuase her parents loved mc donald's



Okay the most of you , are wandering where is the comedy? No , not yet . Let the drama end and then comedy comes .!!!

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