When we finally realised we stepped back from each other and finally talked.
"What's going on? I slept with my beautiful fat body and then woke up.." i said and pointed to my body with disgust ".... like this. " . She looked offended
"Hey whats wrong with my body?" she said super offended. Oh no its time to fix things now.
"Your body is so good shaped but i must admit i already miss my body. I am used to it and as you can see i dont have the... proper.. clothing" i saw the way she was dressed too. She was wearing a balloon dress that was supposed to seem big on her but now it was so stretched on her that the side of it started ripping apart.
"You see no offence but i dont like being fat. And i am not prepared. I mean i could start gym and stuff like that but i dont have any clothes " she said . She was right . Non of us was prepared for this change . It was a huge step for both of us . And i cant really be myself without being fat . Its a part of my life . I can make jokes about me being fat and laugh at myself but being skinny isn't so funny .
"You see , i can help you with that . I have a bunch of clothes in my house . I can give you some but really i would like my body back. " i said
"Yeah really i would like some clothes '' she said
'' Okay would you like to come from my place so i would give you some of my clothes ? And if its okay then for you to give me some" she agreed and grabbed my ice cream
and went out. I went to take a lick from my ice cream but she grabbed it and threw it in the garbage.
"What the hell?" i told her and i made sure to seem upset and then she said
"I am making sure my body is perfect in the possibility of getting it back." i stared at her for a couple of minutes and then she finally said
"I am sorry. I just... You know i want my body back"
"Its okay." i said. I unlocked my mini red car and got in. While i was driving a car from a turn cut my path and i had to stop as fast as i could. The girl thank god was wearing her seatbelt because i swear to god if shr didn't she would jump out of the car. I opened the window and took my head out. I shouted " Asshole" and showed him my middle finger. She was staring at me rudly in disgust.
"What?" i told her. She shook her head and i dropped the subject. We finally got home. I stepped outside. I unlocked the door and allowed her to follow me in.
"Come on girl. Dont be so awkward. Follow me" i told her because as soon as she got in she stood steel just a few meters away from the door. She finally followed me in my bedroom and i took out some of my clothes and passed them to her. she gladly took them and stared at me. This girl needs to stop staring at me. It's rude.
"Go ahead and try them out. I bet they are exactly at your size."
"In front of you? No way" what the hell is wrong with this chicka? I ve got exactly the same thing as her and i don't wanna discuss it further.
"Come on. Besides its my body. I ve seen it countless times naked." i told her
" No my boobs are so big i dont want you to see them. "" Thank you. They used to be mine " i told her with a big smile trying to be kind but not working.
"Just..." she said and grabbed a pant of mine and stretched it in front of my face covering my eyes. " Just cover your eyes with it " i shrugged and i took it and covered my eyes. In the first three minutes i already got bored.
"Come on. Are you done yet?" she didn't answer. How rude!! I hate people who ignore others.
"Answer please" i said
" NO I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. You know its complicated. I got fat and skin everywhere. I can't control all of my or better your parts at the same time " gosh. That was just crossing the line. It was getting in another level.
"Oh god. When was the last time you had sex?" i told her. She was so on the go and rude all the time that made me wander
" Not your business woman " she told me. See? Thats why i was asking
"Hmm i see. I guess you dont know either" i laughed at my guess and she shrugged in annoyance.
"Come on you dont even appreciate black humor? How are we gonna be besties?"
"I never said that. Dont be stupid" she said. Oh god. I was ready to punch this girl right here right now. She is unbelievably annoying. Like what did she thought? That i am gonna let her enjoy my beautiful, flawless body like that? Girl no.
"Whatever girl. Just forget it" i told her and she finally tried out all the pieces. They all fitted perfectly. I gave her a couple of pairs and then i drived her all the way to her house. I decided not to take any clothes from her because then she will haunt me. She offered though but i denied. She gave me her number and thank god i wasnt so dumb to give her my phone. She would literally call me to see if i did any exercise or ate anything with a lot of calories. I just told her I'll call her back as soon as i get home so she can have my number. So I drived away from her house and then i decided to do something i previously hated and i still do. Go for shopping. I didn't really hated shopping and buying stuff for me but i hated how people like me didn't have the chance to wear whatever they like because of the lack of higher sizes. Gosh. Why am i so depressed nowadays? I used to be fun and funny. What happened. Maccie stop. You are the same person. You are just gonna have a little time for yourself that isnt yourself. I went to a shop that i literally have no idea what is called and tried out some cite stuff. I dont like smartie outfits at all. Can you believe it? My size was 10 uk. I cant even. I put a really nice dress and got out the fitting room and stared at my reflection in the mirror. Wow. It looked... as it was suppose to look. I mean when you are fat some clothes don't look exactly as the designet imagined it to be even if it fits you. Fat people know the struggle. I even got a compliment from the employee for the first time ever. O bought a coupleof the pieces i tried and finally got into my car. I turned the key to turn on the engine. And guess what. It wasn't turning on. I tried a couple of times but again it wasnt getting on. What i was gonna do? I took my phone and dialled my boyfriend's number. Oh i forgot. He is not my boyfriend anymore. The only friendly numbers i had was my ex's, Paul's and that girl's that stole my body. Who was the best to call? I decided to call.....
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Humor#72 in SKINNY (the irony ! ) Thank you so much !!! Yeah i am fat. Whats the problem with that? My boss recently fired me because I am fat. My boyfriend left me because I am fat. But still I don't care i am proud and i would never like to change it...