FAT And PROUD

Chapter 3

Dear Maccie,
I am leaving. I cant take it anymore. To be in this relationship has me lifting more weights than an olympian weightlifter. If you wander with who i left, i left with next door's Brazilian house maid.  You know the one with the very long legs?  And i am not gonna tell you that i am in Rio right now with her watching the Olympic games. It would be cruel. Okay thats all.  Hope you have a good life with less fat on you! See ya

That was really sad. He dumbed me and went for another girl and the cherry on the cake is that he went to Rio. Where? To Rio. I cut two tickets for us to go there and he just easily stole them, STOLE THEM to go with Msr booty there. I wanted to punch the wall. But yet i didn't.  Instead i ate as much as i could because girl you only live once.  After that i went to sleep cause food makes me sleepy. He is the one missing out i thought to myself. I was going to cook him everyday. He instead chose the salad and the organic shit. Personally i hate everything that has the colour green.  After i run out of thoughts and excuses i finally fall asleep.

O M G i swear i am gonna kill that clock one day. It woke me up at eleven o clock. I was late for my school. I had a lesson at ten i clock and the professor won't be happy. Aa i hopped out of the bed and ran to the bathroom. I wwnt straight to the bathtube to adjust the water temperature and fill it with water when my eye caught something strange to my reflection in the mirror.  I rushed back and what i saw caught me out of guard.  I screamed like i nevwr did before.  It was me just  two hundred pounds lighter. It was savage. What the hell happened in just one night? Did i vomited myself out? Or did i burnt a hell of a calories throughout the night?
I had like curves and i could see my ribs. It was so brutal. What the fuck? I hated it. I wanted my beautiful body back. This was a hell.
"Omg Omg. What i am gonna do?" i went to my wardrobe and looked for my skinniest piece of clothe which by the way was size 25.  I put a black shirt over me and i was like swimming in the black ocean. Only i wasnt getting on the surface.  It was a dress on me literally. I did put trousers  because i wasnt used to wear dresses and i took a belt and get it around my waist. It was like wearing a boyfriend style trouser only i accidentally bought it five sizes bigger. I didnt give a shit at that time and then i went to the collage. Oh no how are my fellow students gonna get that. I dont think they are gonna bite ot if i tell them i went to a scientific project where they transform you from a fat ass to a sexy model. Once i got inside the building people were staring at me. Intensly. Like eye to eye. Eye to boobs.  Eye to clothes. Like really awkward.  i stopped walking and raised my hands in the air
"What? Don't you have something better to do? Mind your own business. Assholes"  i said and then walked passed them. I went straight to the class. Everybody was looking at ne again. Someone sat next to me and then said
"Hello Love" 
"Paul fuck off before i punch you straight on your beautiful face and become ugly again"  i said and he for a second seemed afraid but then he laughed.
"What?" 
"Dear you cant even push me with that little arms of yours but it would be cute to see you try." 
"You have three seconds to leave. I am counting. Three.... Two.... One. There you go"  i said and punched him. But the thing is that i ofcourse succeded to punch him and he fell back on the floor but my arm was hurting like shit. He fell down and i put my hand between my thighs and then i realised I've got a thigh gap. What the hell? Suddenly Paul put his hand up and pointed at me a piece of paper. I grabbed it and saw a phone number on it. I decided to leave and skip this class. What did i do to deserve this? I want my beautiful body back. I walked to a nearby ice cream shop and sat there eating my two scoop of vanilla ice cream  and hating myself. I was thinking that i need to get to work and build my lovely body from the begining when i saw a woman getting in the ice cream shop. The weird thing about her was that she was looking exactly like me. She haf my lovely body but we had the same face. She was my doppelganger.
I stood up and watched her in wander. She did the same. She came right at me and stared me confused. She finally talked
"What the hell?
"Give me my body back!" i told her and attacked to her boobs. It was really awkward . I just cupped her boobs. She at the same time said
"You too need to give me my beautiful chubby butt."  and she grabbed my butt. Actually it was pretty big and good shaped.  People were watching us and videotaping us. Thats how funny and awkward it was.