What The Hell!? (KathNiel)

Chapter 1

Hellow Guys! *kaway kaway* OhMayLalalooo. This is my first ever story. Hihi. Pagpasensyahan nio na po kung masyadong lame ah. ^_^V

Anyway. Highway. Dedicated sa kanya she's the one who made the book cover. :))

Hope you like it. *0*

Enjoy reading :"")

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Joey's POV

Good Morn-----

"HOOOY BABAENG INGGRATA-IMPOKRITANG BIDA KONTRABIDA GISING NAAAA!!!!"

"Aargh. Leche! Gising na ko okay! Ang aga aga nambubulabog kayo!"

"Okay. Do your rituals na"

Okay sige nag uusap kami, nasa labas sya ng kwarto ko then me? Here, nakasalampak sa kama. HAHAHAHA

Naligo

Nag toothbrush

Tali don tali dito

Ligpit ng kama.

Then tadaaaa. Tapos na. Ang ganda ko talaga. :DD HAHAHA. But I know he will never see the beauty in me. :/

"Hey girl! Good morning :)" Oh well here's Violet, the one who's making bulabog bulabog me a while ago -.-#

"Wala ng good sa morning ko. Ang aga aga nambubulabog kayo. Haist" I said then give my oh-so-famous-death glare.

"Ayt. Why so highblood?" Arte talaga ni Violet kahit kailan. -.-

That's Violet Rain Salvador. Kikay halata naman eh lahat ata ng gamit nyan pink even her undergarments. Ssshhh quiet lang kayo ah. HAHAHAHAHA. :DD Sobrang yaman nila maraming fashion lines ung Mommy nya, very famous kasi ang Mom nya sa fashion industry. Matalino yan pero tamad talaga mag aral -.-

"Girl. Medyo bilisan mo ahh. Time is running not walking" Violet said while looking at her nails.

"Girl ano ka ba binulabog naten si Joey . Stop demanding okay!" Hannah added.

Oh btw. She's Hannah Duchanne Andres. Maganda, well it's pretty obvious kalog din yan, di nga lang halata because when you saw her angelic face she's like an innocent one. Well mayaman sila, her family owns a lot of resorts here in the Philippines but not just here also in the near country and a twilight lover. She has a complete series of twilight books. Just great! 0_0

"Sorry lang ah. Namalantsa pa kasi ako eh." I replied. Note the sarcasm.

"Hey darling your here na pala come on eat your breakfast na" Mom said. She's pretty sure. Syempre san pa ba ako magmamana. Hahaha---- Cut the crap.

"Ma I will just buy food in the school. Male-late na po kasi kami" I said then gave my million dollar sweet smile.

Then my Mom just nodded. She kissed in my forehead then said "Ingat ka" how sweet naman ang madir ko. Nagbeso na ren sa mama ko yung dalawa kong bestfriend NA MAKAKAPAL ANG MUKHA. -.-#

Here we are inside my car. I'm the one who's driving to school. Yeah, you heard it right. I have my own car binili 'to sken ni mama nung nag graduate ako ng high school this is her gift to me. Ansaya diba? BONGAAAA. *sabog confetti*

"Girl. We will see him again, are you ready to face him?" Violet asked. Bakit kailangan nya pang i-open yung topic na 'to isn't obvious that I already moved on? Geez.

"Violet ano ka ba. Will you please stop opening that freakin' topic!" Hannah uttered.

Well obviously lovelife ko ang pinag-uusapan nila. Ako lang naman ang nakakaranas ng one-sided love dito. Both of them have their own lovelife but also both of them are in denial. Sheez.

"Guys can't you see I already moved on" I replied with no hesistance. Nakamove on na ba talaga ako? Why wouldn't I? Wala naman kaming naging relasyon. Stop thinking too much Joey!

After kong sabihin yan. Nabalot na kami ng katahimikan.

Ay hindi nio pa pala ako nakikilala. Well kilala nio na ko but not the full me. HAHAHAHA. Ang baliw ko. Chos. Maganda kaya ko.............. Anong connect? HAHAHAHA. Okay, serious na. Josephine Alexia Bernardo is the name. Mas prefer kong tawagin akong Joey kapag Josephine, too long nakakatamad kaya no! Kapag Alexia naman too girly. Maganda ako no! HAHAHA. Kanina ko pa sinasabi yan. Pero bakit di nya ako makita kita! Aish. FYI May pagka boyish din pala ako. Hindi ako mahilig mag ayos baket ako mag aayos eh maganda naman ako. Hahaha. Too confident. I love Taylor Swift and I'm madly in love with her songs. I'm good in volleyball I play basketball but I'm not good playing in that game.

We will cut it here nandito na kasi kami sa school

Mabilis lang kaming nakarating ng All Is Well International University. Weird name, right? HAHAHAHAHA

Pagpasok na pagpasok pa lang namin ang dami agad mga bulungan. Ghaaad. Wala ba talaga silang magawa sa buhay nila at lagi silang nag chichismisan jan. Geez

"Oh My Gosh Girl look at them they are soooo ugly. Eww" ATRIBIDANG-TSISMOSA #1

"Yeah right. Look they're acting ike they own this school." ATRIBIDANG-TSISMOSA #2

"Shemay. Look at Violet's necklace. So baduy! Hahahaha" ATRIBIDANG-TSISMOSA #3

"I agree with that. Take a look with Joey's attire. So scary she looks like a sangano there n the slum areas." ATRIBIDANG-TSISMOSA #4

"Then ung eyeglasses ni Hannah. Ang ugly!" ATRIBIDANG-TSISMOSA #5

Sabi senio chismisan toda max yang mga yan. Mga insecure! Pero grabe kung makabulongnlantaran! Bulong ba talaga yun? Bakit kasi gumawa pa ng ganitong tao ang Panginoo. HAHAHA. Peace tayo God. ^_^V

"Oh My Gosh girl ang ganda ganda talaga nila" PINAGPALANG BABAE NA ANAK NG DIWATA #1

"I'm madly in love with Hannah's eyeglasses" PINAGPALANG BABAE NA ANAK NG DIWATA #2

"I want Violet's necklace. Gorgeous!" PINAGPALANG BABAE NA ANAK NG DIWATA #3

"Sheez. Look at Joey's attire so cool mas lalo syang gumaganda!!!" PINAGPALANG BABAE NA ANAK NG DIWATA #4

"They are so GLAMOROUS. GHAAAAD. I want to be like them!" PINAGPALANG BABAE NA ANAK NG DIWATA #5

Oha. Oha. Kaya mo ba 'to oha oha. Charaught! HAHAHAHAH. Owyeah! Kung may mga haters dapat mga lovers din para balance. YinYang lang. HAHAHAHAH. Oh my gosh our dear fans your so great thanks for the support guys! Love yah *flying kiss* Syempre di talaga ako nag flying kiss sa isip lang. ^_^

While walking naaaninag namin ang. liwanag galing sa langit. JOKE! Tumawa kayo bilis para magmukhang benta yung joke ko! Ghaaad I look so desperate. (_._")

Oh eto na totoo na talaga 'to Naaaninag na namin ung mga lalaki sa aming makulay na buhay!!! Shet. Why so hot! Ghaaad. Ang gwapo gwapo nila! Lalo na yung isa don! Ang nag-iisang lalake sa buhay ko! ^_^

GHAAAAD. JOEY. SHATTAP!!!!  

STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM!!!!

Move on.

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Hellow. Hopw you enjoyed reading ^_^