"I bloody hate spies" I whisper as I shoot the blu spy in the leg. He was disguised as Alora. But I saw him pull out a sapper.
It took both him and Jay by surprise of cause.
Now thats something I love doing.
Surprising people.
"I didn't realise you don't use a scope" the french accent catches me of guard. I grab my machete, but he catches it with on of his darned knives.
He makes a tutting noise as he advances, useing more knives to pin my clothes, and in extension, me , to the wall.
" You little Wanker!"
"Oh do be polite, madame "
I spit in his face. He wipes it away, disgusted, and tuts again.
He advances.
"Oh it's such a shame, that you should be so unladylike, mon cheri"
He slams his lip on mine, and stabs me in the stomach.
I wake up at respawn, disgusted and shocked.
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FanfictionHey, this is my first oneshot book. I will not be doing smut ( I'm not comfortable vith zat, sorry) but I will take requests. It can be: Reader x merc Merc x Merc My oc x Merc Your oc x Merc. There will be so much gay you won't beLIEve ...
