Thud.
You blink, dazed from the fall. How far into the ground are you? As you come to your senses, you remember Iven.
You jump up, seeing a very crushed, winded scout.
"O-Oh my god! Are you ok!"
He merely laughs.
"Only i-if you are, honey hips." That compliment sends you into a flustered blushing fit. He coughs, sits up and, suprisingly, sneezes three kitten sneezes. It makes you internally squeel, but, as a professional you don't let it out.
He stands and glances up at the hole above the two of you. He doesn't look too happy."...shoot. We're outta respawn range, and they ain't getting a rope down to us anytime soon. But, I can navigate us outta here... I think." You nod and follow his confident lead, but you think he's just showing off. He probably doesn't have a clue where he's going.
You walk for a few hours, darkness finally crushing the light from the hole completely. He holds up his wind up touch, winding it as he walks, it wirr and you footsteps the only sounds.
That is, till you notice his pained face. He brushes it off when you ask, but you're doctors instinct has kicked in.
"Just, let me make sure we didn't break any bones!"
"Ha! I've been fuckin impaled before, an it took me three days to bother goin to hospital. A broken rip is nothin!"
You give a stern look, insisting on at least checking his ribs. He , worryingly quickly, denys. This makes you a little mad, but you leave it.
For a while.
Until you notice he's still in pain.
"If you don't let me check, I'll forcefully check."
"Glitter eyes, I'm perfectly fine"
You grab him and sit him on a rock. You've never been this insistent on a check over, but given the circumstances, this could be life or death. And he seems to realise that, giving up on resisting.
You lift his shirt, expecting to see some bruising. But instead, you're greated to a very female body wrapped up in bandages to appear male.
You open your mouth to ask but he cuts you off with " just because I have a woman's body does not make me female. Don't you even consider thinking of telling the others they don't need to know. If you do you're fucking dead"
"All I was going to ask was why didn't you mention being trans."
"Oh..."
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Now I must make a point of saying that normally, iven isn't a trans, however I had random inspiration so this happened. I hoped you enjoyed.
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FanfictionHey, this is my first oneshot book. I will not be doing smut ( I'm not comfortable vith zat, sorry) but I will take requests. It can be: Reader x merc Merc x Merc My oc x Merc Your oc x Merc. There will be so much gay you won't beLIEve ...