Dolores Umbridge hated those goddamn brats. Always talking out of turn, always disrespecting her even though she was the high Inquisitor of Hogwarts and a designated ministry official!
Ugh! Those disgusting little gremlins! All dirty, and misbehaving, and rude creatures. Talking out of turn and making up preposterous lies! Oh she was going to show those little brats who's boss. Not that old coot Dumbledore, or his little half-breed friend Minerva McGonagall. Her! Dolores Jane Umbridge. Those little brats need punishment. She couldn't get Dumbledore to allow her to use corporate punishment unfortunately.
While Dolores was deep in thought she noticed a couple passionately making out. She sneered at the couple in disgust.
"Disgusting vermin." She muttered. Children and their little 'romances'. Snogging here, snogging there, snogging snogging everywhere! Kittens were much better behaved. Maybe she could turn them all into kittens! They'd be much cuter and take up less space! No. It would never work. Thanks to that insane man who thinks he can run a school.
"Albus Dumbledore! Always ruining my plans! Probably insane because of his disgusting squib sister. Doesn't even like kittens!" Umbridge muttered with burning hatred.
She found another couple snogging eachothers faces off as she walked along. And another. And another! This view did not do much for the pink loving woman's mood.
If only I could make sure that all these couples were separated. Maybe make a rule saying that boys and girls couldn't be within 5 inches of eachother. She thought. Until it came to her.
"I could do exactly that!"
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The Rules *Completed*
FanfictionUmbridge makes a new rule prohibiting a male and female from being within five feet of eachother... but she never thought of the gay wizards.
