The Rules *Completed*

Chapter Three

  
     Dolores Umbridge was quite proud of herself.

      She made a brilliant plan! No more disgusting PDA, no more disgusting smiles of vermin and no more of this 'valentines day's nonsense! It was absolutely wonderful! Umbridge was going to make sure to give her little kittykins some extra belly rubs! She was in such a good mood! Until she walked into the classroom.

      Why was Umbridge so horrified you may ask? Because when she walked in, she was faced with the sight of Harry Potter full on snogging and groping Draco Malfoy on her table. Draco was moaning and kissing back.

    "What is the meaning of this? Stop it! Stop it! Stop your disgusting homosexual ways immediately!" She shrieked. The boys just continued what they were doing but with more vigor. Umbridge's face turned as pink as her robes with anger. "I told you to stop! Not only are you disobeying the will of God, but you are also disobeying me! It clearly states in the Educational degree no.43: students of the opposite sex are not permitted within 5 inches of eachother! This is a lot less than 5 inches!" She screamed louder.

       "Actually, there are a lot of flaws in your logic." Dolores turned around and faced a group of students, Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan at the front. "You said, no students of the opposite gender. You never said anything about people if the same gender. So that means, I can do this." To her horror, Dean reached out and kissed Seamus Finnegan on the lips. At this, all the students in the group stated furiously making out. Lavender and Parvati, Crabbe and Goyle,  Blaise and Neville, Ginny and Luna and a lot more. It was a writhing mess of homosexuality.

      "Stop! Stop! Stop it you disgusting faggots! Stop it!" She shrieked in horror. Ginny pulled away from Luna.

      "Only if you allow the straight couples to be together again." The red haired Weasley said.

       "What? No!" Umbridge replied. She was not going to allow those pigs to start snogging eachother in the hallways again! Seamus pulled away from Dean and glared at her.

      "Do it or I will take his shirt off and do things you do not want to see." The boy threatened. Dolores pondered on it. She really did not want to see if Finnegan would pull through with the threat. But he also didn't want to see all the students getting intimate in the hallways! She made her decision quickly when she saw Seamus start to take of Mr. Thomas's shirt.

       "ALRIGHT! FINE! I'll let the students near eachother again! Just get out and do what you need to do in the bedroom from now on!" The students cheered. Ugh. She was getting a headache. "Did your constant snogging make you all deaf? I said, GET OUT! SHOO!" She brought out he wand and threatened them all with it. The students ran out of her office. Umbridge sighed and massaged her temple. Ugh. She hated children.

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Dean's POV

    The next day, Dean and Seamus were at the three broomsticks, enjoying their Valentine's day hogsmead date. Dean sighed contentedly. His plan worked. Everyone, straight and gay was enjoying Valentine's day. The straight people at Hogwarts had a newfound respect for the lgbt couples that thwarted Umbridge's plans. And best of all, he had a sarcastic, golden haired beauty sitting next to him chattering away.

      "Seamus. Do you regret not going to Madame puddyfoots tea shop?" Dean asked jokingly, knowing of Seamus's hate for the place.

        "Shut up Dean." Seamus kicked his stool, sending Dean toppling to the ground laughing. His boyfriend laughed and helped him up. Seamus kissed him as an apology. It was nice and sweet. Dean kissed back before pulling away smiling. Draco and Harry walked into the shop and sat next to the couple.

       "Hello Dean! Hello Seamus!" Harry smiled.

       "Ron and Hermione are on a date and Draco was cold so you decided to sit with us because you didn't know anyone else?" Seamus asked. Harry sighed and Draco laughed.

        "Basically. We're just here for a little while though. We'll leave you two alone in a little." Draco put his arm around Harry and kissed his temple. Harry blushed and smiled. The two were a cute couple. Draco and Harry ordered their drinks and they all chatted for a while and then they left. It was nearing the end of the day. Dean looked at Seamus the fifth time that day thinking, how did I get so lucky to end up with this angel? The angel proceeded to burp very loudly. Well he wasn't the most polite angel. But an angel nonetheless.

       "Seamus?" Seamus looked up at Dean from his position in his arms.

        "Yes dear?"

        "I love you." Dean said.

         "I know." Seamus replied smugly and returned to snuggling up against Dean. Dean slapped him playfully.

         "Seamus!" Seamus rolled his eyes.

         "Alright fine you dork. I love you too." Seamus kissed him.

         The couples at Hogwarts, gay and straight alike were happy, Umbridge had a headache, the teachers were laughing at Umbridge's headache and peeves was pranking everyone. Everyone was happy. Well, except for Umbridge.

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An: and that is the end! I used the word f*ggot in this chapter. I'm sorry if it bothers you. I hate the word too and try use it as less as possible when I'm writing. But in some circumstances I have to use it.

-Faizah.