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Ariana :(
- J

Pervert :(
- A

Not funny.
- J

I thought it was hilarious.
- A

Send me nudes.
- J

Okay.
- A

There's your pic, daddy.
- A

I'm not seeing you naked. Therefore, not a nude.
- J

You know, I'm not gifted in the boob department.
- A

🙄
- J

Baby, I don't care. Just help daddy for a minute.
- J

The fact that you call yourself daddy is a turn off.
- A

If you knew who I was it wouldn't matter.
- J

Eh. Depends.
- A

Okay then, who would I have to be for you to not care that I call myself daddy?
- J

Harry Potter.
- A

That's a fictional character.
- J

How dare you!
- A

You girls and your fictional characters. Smh.
- J

You boys and your obsession with girls. Smh.
- A

Hold up, they don't love you like I love you.
- J

Stealing lyrics from Beyoncé. You just hit a new low.
- A

Know that I kept it sexy, know that I kept it fun.
- J

:/
- A

You know, we've met before.
- J

Well duh, I mean you do claim to have had sex with me.
- A

No, like. Forget it.
- J

Whatever, bye loser.
- A

Bye brat.
- J

()()()

Ariana, he was going to give you a fucking clue!!!

Vote and comment pleaseeee.

Bye loves.

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