5H Texts

[Lauren & Brad]

Cuban Ass : I want us to be like Selena and Justin.
Next Fuckboy : Babe, they broke up..
Cuban Ass : Ok fine. Like Demi and Wilmer.
Next Fuckboy : Uhh.. They broke up too.
Cuban Ass : JESUS OK FINE. Britney and Justin.
Next Fuckboy : THEY BROKE UP LIKE 10 YEARS AGO.
Cuban Ass : Obviously, you're not catching on. It's over.