My Manibear : I wanna bang with you tonight ;)
My Beyoncé : I've been waiting all week for this text. My room or yours?
My Manibear : OH MY GOD I MEAN HANG! NOT BANG! DAMN AUTOCORRECT!
My Manibear : Wait what?
My Beyoncé : So.. My room or yours?
My Manibear : ...
My Beyoncé : You can be top..
My Manibear : My room.