Mila : Hey, mom. Can I sleep at Lauren's tonight ? Were just going to bang. Oh, and I will be there tomorrow before noon.
Mom : What ? Karla Camila Cabello, are you joking ? This is not the way to tell a mother that you're gay !
Mom : Your father owe me 10$.
Mila : What ? Oh, sorry mom ! I mean hang. As in "hang out".
Mom : Oh.. I thought you'd finally come out of the closet..
Mila : WHAT ? MOM!
Mila : Wait ! Why dad owe you 10$ ?
Mom : ...
Mila : MOM !?
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