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DID YOU KNOW THAT IF A CAT HAS A BABY AND ITS MESSED UP IT'L SUFFOCATE IT TILL IT DIES????
Wait, what? Who are you?
I'm Shane! Anne's brother's brother!
So you're Anne's brother, basically?
That's what I said!
...Okay. So, how did you get Anne's phone?
Anne's showering! She takes really long showers, which is good because I wanted to talk to her boyfriend for a long time!
I-I'm not her boyfriend
Oh. Well you should be! My dad says that Anne is too anti-socal and that she needs a man in her life.
I'm laughing so hard right now, that's hilarious.
I thought it was silly too!
So, tell me about this accident your brother mentioned.
The accident? It was sad. Ann and Daddy we're going to get us ice cream and they got hit by a semi. They went to a hospital. We never got the ice cream, but we got this cool free chair do it was okay!
Free chair?
Yeah! It was really fancy and had-
Shane Cooper I swear if you don't stop talking right now I'll-
*beep*
Ulgh, why does this always happen?

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