The Sample (Ereri)

Does it look like I know how to title?

I'M sO sORry. I DonT uSE the wORd "boyfriend", ever. There will NeVEr be A TiMe I wILL usE IT. THERE ARE SPOILERS
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Remember. I CHANGED STUFF. FOR THE FANFIIIIIC! LIKE, AGES. AND DEATH. AND SLIGHT PERSONALITY. I MADE LEVI A BIT MORE....UKE. I changed stuff. shut up I was bored and... that's my only excuse so. Ages:
Erwin = 27
Hanji =24
Levi = 21
Eren = 18 (same with Armin/Mikasa)

*after the courtroom scene, episode 14*
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Eren shivered as Humanity's Strongest sat down next to him, throwing his arm behind the taller boy.

"Say, Eren, you don't resent me for that, right?" Levi looked at Eren straight in the eye, the other being unable to hold his gaze.

The brunet flinched away from Hanji Zoe as she tried to clean the already-healing scratches on his face.

"Of course not, sir. I realize that it was all an act that had to be done. I AM alive, so I can't really resent you without good reason."

Levi looked away. "At least you can comprehend that, brat." The captain emphasized the last word.

"Hah. Don't worry Eren. That's just his way of flirting!" Hanji did often tease Levi, and she could read him like a book, though no one else could. He always tried to maintain the same facial expression.

Levi's face went slightly red as he glared at the woman, who was too interested in Eren's kicked-out tooth to notice him.

"Hanji, I hate to say, but it looks like your right about that..." Erwin caught her and Eren's attention with that.

The scientist smirked at Levi, who face was still slightly pink. "Aww, my little 21-year-old virgin has finally grown some balls!"

Hanji nudged at Eren's arm, the one that wasn't bruised. "Head that, Eren? He's availabllllle..."

"I'M NOT GONNA SIT HEAR AND TAKE THIS FROM YOU."

Levi's sudden shouting made everyone, even his own squad, silent.

'Great' he thought. 'I've already scared the kid...and scarred him...though he is kinda cu- WAIT. NO. I'M NOT GIVING IN TO HANJI.'

The red-haired woman got uncomfortably close to Eren's side and whispered, "See? Even if he can't admit it..." As if she could read his mind.

Humanity's Strongest stood up, and turned to leave. He tried hiding his blushing, angry face, but the raven failed.

Levi was in the doorway as he felt a hand holding him back. He turned, and was surprised of what he saw.

Staring right back at him were two green orbs, that were crafted from emeralds for the richest person in the world, set in the most intricate and well made golden rings he had ever seen. At least, that's how he would only begin to describe Eren's eyes.

"Umm....your taking responsibility for me, right, Levi heichou?" (IT'S NOT HIS LAST NAME, GODDAMIT) The brunet spoke as he let go of Levi's arm and put up his hands, as he was innocent.

The slightly older male took a moment to answer, since it was kind of obvious due to the court sentence.

"Yes, brat. That was pretty obvious since it was the only reason you got to live." He kept his cool, like he normally did. Fighting off the redness in his cheeks, he really wanted to smile just looking at this boy.

"Well. You should probably know my name then. It's not Brat, it's Yours....huh...that must make you Mine..."

Eren's clever, but ridiculous pickup line actually worked. The older man's mouth gapped open and his eyes widened. Once again, Levi felt heat rise into his face.

He caught notice of Hanji shaking Erwin violently, and making unholy noises that would only come from a titan on drugs. (Did I just decribe fangirling? No...little bit....ok Yeah ya caught me)

The brunet finally realized the situation he was in, and took a step back. Not only did he just grab the guy who just kicked his ass, but he hit on him too. "I mean...I'm very sorry for grabbing you like that, sir. I will never do it again, sir. I'll just sit back down now...." He looked awkwardly, and dejectedly back at Hanji, Erwin, and the Levi squad, who were just observing.

"Wait...I....uh.." The raven's mind went completely blank when Eren faced him once more.

Hanji shouted from behind both of them. "Come on, Levi! YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT THE ONLY WAY YOU WANT HIM TO GRAB YOU!!"

The shorter man peered around Eren's chest. "Your. Not. Helping. Glasses."

"Are you trying to let me down easy? Don't worry, sir. I can take it..." Eren said with a determined look as he faced his new captain straight in the eye.

Levi had found the perfect thing to say, heartfelt too.

"I...uh....like your eyes..."

It definitely sounded better in his head.

The brunet let his gaze wander around the room, as he stuttered to say, "Thank you."

There was an awkward silence that filled the place afterwords. But of course, Hanji had something, and it wasn't exactly appropriate.

"So, Levi, Eren. Am I going to be getting any sperm samples anytime soon? It's all for the science, don't worry! I have this tooth for a DNA sample I can study for now, if you two don't want to rush." Her smile was so innocent that you'd think that she was a little kid that heard an unknown swear word and tried to use it herself.

The new recruit had the word "horrified" plastered all over his face and he took another step back, this time toward Levi.

She pulled out a small glass tube out of her pocket, and tapped on it like a clock.

Levi's head could be seen from behind Eren's left shoulder, bursting with dark aura.

"And how, exactly, are you going, to get that sample, Hanji."

The woman looked up at the ceiling and thought for a moment. "Well, you guys could always..."

His eyes narrowed. "We just got got into this relationship, you pervert."

He added under his breath, "I wouldn't know what to do anyway."

Her gaze fell back on the pair. "There's always, and don't worry I won't watch, you could mast-"

"I'M, gonna stop you there, Hanji. Here. Just take this..." And with those words, plucked a hair from Eren's head, earning a surprised yelp from him, and handed it to her.

"Eren, how long will it take for you to get....COMFORTABLE.... with him, eh?"

Completely caught off guard, he answered, "Maybe about like...uh...11 months or so..." Everyone in the room could tell Eren was out of his comfort zone.

Hanji have Levi a smug look before replying. "Actually, could you lower it a bit? These little things couldn't last me that long. I'm sorry, but it's for the good of humanity." She put on her most desperate face as she talked.

Erwin sat down where Levi was previously sitting and put his hands over his mouth in a matter-of-fact way. "Hanji, it'll happen naturally. Do not, and I repeat, do NOT, try to rush these two into anything."

The red-head pouted, and slumped in the chair she was sitting in. "Although, there IS a flaw with you guys if you ever decide to go at it. Your both virgins, yes? No idea how it works? I guess I'll explain..."

Petra, Oluo, Gunther, and Eld all got up at the same time. Petra mumbled something about not wanting to hear Hanji's details. Oluo and Gunther agreed.

Once they all left, including Erwin, the female scientist tapped at the tube again to make a *tink tink*.

"Alright! So let's get started!"

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this story will get funnier as it goes on, don't worry....I'm just dirty minded, is all~