Wanna Hear a dirty joke? Yeah ok
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Kid: Mrs. Can I go to the washroom?
Teacher: no
Kid: But I really have to go
Teacher: Then say the alphabet
Kid: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z
Teacher: Wheres the p?
Kid: Halfway down my pants
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There you have it a dirty joke
