Bror: *playing Castle Clash*
Me: That game is no different from my dragon game... You collect things and make things.
Bror: Well I fight in this game!
Me: I breed dragons!
Bror: Well that's not fighting!
Me: I breed dragons!
Bror: That's still not fighting!
Me: I MAKE DRAGONS HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER.
Bror: ........you win this round........
