Me: Mum, I wanna be a squid.
Mum: Why?
Me: Because squids are awesome. I wanna be one, mum, I wanna be a squid...
Mum: You're weird.
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Squid Kid
Me: Mum, I wanna be a squid.
Mum: Why?
Me: Because squids are awesome. I wanna be one, mum, I wanna be a squid...
Mum: You're weird.