5 steps to a shit story

The bored guy

Today was as any other fucked up day you know when you think your gonna die if u hear any other stupid comment come out of any body else mouth, seriously did school just become a shit place when i came in the hospital.

My nurse turise came in with her trolly of medicine, she always has a sassy look on her she had a comeback every time, she is great she is fun competition  when everyone becomes boring to annoy.

She started to put the fluid in the needle and i said "the highlight of my day is seeing you"

She looked up at me and snapped on her gloves and said with a sassy tone "well the highlight of my day is putting this sharp needle in your arm"

"Oh you know you love me" i gave her my cheesiest grin and she went in quick with the needle and said "well i love chicken you don't see me wanting to hit it round it's gobby mouth everyday"

She went over to the little safe and did the code opening the pills for me and pulled my hand and tipped 4 different tablets  "that would be a sight i woild love to see now you can go toddle your ass away I'm going to watch ncis now"

"Fuck off" she turned around and pulled the rattily cart out of the room i shouted "I LOVE YOU"

Half way through the show i heard the annoying claps of heels come down the corridor i threw a pillow over my face and said quietly "kill me now"

A knock came at my door "hi sweetie i brought Adam with me today"

I looked straight at the tv and said "great" i said it dryly

She walked over and sat down on the big chair "be a bit more enthusiastic avery im happy i got your brother to come with me"

I turned to look at my brother he looked moody i said "sorry did i bring you away from bang a bitch day"

My mother gasped "avery stop it with the foul language"

"Why i learned it from you" i looked at her with a smile that just riled her up more.

"Im going to talk to your nurse" she stood up and walked away

"You know i voluntarily came" my brother said from out of know where.

"Awww i care about that so much Adam" i wanted to piss him of i didn't like talking to him he didn't do anything wrong it just gets awkward between us so if i annoy him he can go fuck of.

He just turned to look at the screen and watch the tv. I got bored so i wanted to go and get a packet of crisp so hopefully when i get back they are gone.

I sat up of the bed i saw mum in the hallway with turise i said "you know i really don't want any of you here you bring the mood down than it already is in a hospital full of dying people"
I hated my mum i hardly saw her growing up she was either out or bringing her "boyfriends" round for a fancy dinner that we would have to go to our friends for the night.

I got my crisps came back up and they where gone i ran down the smooth corridor and did a slide and shouted "the wicked witch is dead"
I plonked back on the bed and after an hour of wasting life re watching a crappy documentary about THE FOREST its about frog rape and monkey canabolism i don't see the point also a guy has been  sitting in the lined seats outside my room for an hour now he's draining me out i turned to him and said "dude stop being a strop"

He looked up at me and said "sorry my grandma has cancer and ive been waiting here for ages"

"I don't give a shit if your grandma has cancer man who doesn't these days its like saying you have a cold no one will give a shit" i dangled my head to the side to look at him

"Your a pleasant person to go to for condolences" he looks at me with a bit of anger

"Its my specialty" i smiled at him  and looked back at the tv screen

I asked "whats your grandma called" he looks back up at me and says "carrie"

I chuckled a bit "she hated me that woman"

He now had a bit of curiosity in his eyes 
"Why?"

"Dude you have talked to me for 5 minutes and your already thinking I'm a bitch think about what she has to deal with next door on a daily basis" he chuckled a bit and asked "what have you got"

"Brain cancer"

"Shitty disease" he looks to his left down the corridor

"Its alright actually you don't have to deal with idiots on the outside you don't have to deal with the pressure of school anymore or the thick hair and you know how your gonna die" i said tp him with a slight smirk

He looked confused "your not afraid to die?"

I shook my head "nope it was gonna end anyway was its like saying to you are you afraid your gonna die cause you are gonna die one day and you say no cause it wont happen for a long time but it will happen cause anything can kill you at any time but your not afraid well why be afraid now"