The Donut Fic (Frerard)

Donut fic

This story will be written in third person.

Frank and Gerard was at the studio, recording for their new album, "Dicks & Shit" and it was going to be fucking awesome. The rest of the guys were doing diddle diddle, and probably take a bath and shit.

Anyway, after Frank had gotten done with his part for the new song called, "My asshole fell out", he thought of something that would literally blown Gerard's mind out of his anushole.

"Gerard." Frank whispered, trying to get Gerards attention, by smack his face against the window.

Gerard looked at Frank, giving him a upside down smile.

"Wtf do you want, my Frankie?!" Gerard said in a sassy ass tone of his. What a bitch.

Frankie walked over to Gerard, shaking his hips, so they don't fucking lie.

"I want to try something new. You know, from our fun time at my place." Frank said, leaning against Gerard, whispering in his ear.

Gerard's face began to turn into a fucking tomato, because he loves life, obviously.

"What's that?" Gerard whispered. Why the fuvk are you whispering, when the other guys are taking baths and shit?! What an emo.

"Let's go to the donut shop." Frank grabbed Gerard's arm, and literally dragged the emo redhead gay motherfucker out of the door, to the gay ass donut shop.

While Frank was dragging Gerard, and Gerard's face in the dirt. He tried to mumbled something to Frank.

Frank the midget didn't hear him, because he was thinking about how much Ryllon and Destiel is actually a thing, and how gay they are for each other.

When they finally made it to the donut shop, Frank ordered a dozen glazed donuts to go. Because, shit fam. I would eat the whole fucking box.

478739283738 hours later...

After a while long of a time to finally get to Frankie's house. The midget powerballed skee Gerard to his bedroom, where Gerard ended up in his bed.

"Weeeeeee!!!!" is all you could hear from Frank. Finally, Gerard saw the little bitch turtle come from the slides, but he ended up hitting the wall, instead of the bed. Which he totally missed.

"MEMEMEMEMEMEME DONNNMNUUUTTTTSSSS" Gerard jumped off the bed like Spider-Man, and grabbed the donuts.

Gerard made sure the donuts were okay. He looked at the beautiful glazed donuts, know that they were a lot more beautiful than Donald Trump and Bob Duncan's babies were.

Frank got up, and pushed Gerard on the bed. After they kissing and shit. Frank opened the boxes of glazed donuts, and slided one of them on his dick.

Gerard was about to cry, but Frank told him he can eat what ever was left of the donut on his dick. Gerard just nodded.

"But...what about the other donuts?" Gerard said, adding a whimper into the question.

"They are for me." Frank smirked, knowing Gerard couldn't have any of those donuts. Since Frank paid those donuts for $2728828233939 donuts.

"Oh...okay." Gerard smiled.

"Are you ready, Mr. Krabs?" Frank said, adding a smirk.

"IM READY! IM READY! IM READY!" Gerard said constantly, and Frank couldn't help but look at the pictures he had of Dallon and Ryan together on their sexual wedding day.

Frank slided right into Gerard's anus, making sure the donut was okay.

Gerard gave out a moan, but it wasn't for him. It was for the donut, which Gerard named him' 'Billie Joe'.

Frank pounded into Gerard. Every once in a while, he would stop, just to make sure the donuts didn't break. He didn't realize, that one piece of the donut fell into Gerard's butthole. Which, that probably be a pain in the ass, trying to dig that shit out.

After they both came. Frank slided off the donut dick, and told Gerard to lick his dick, before he got to eat the donut.

Gerard did as Frank said, knowing Frank would probably throw that shit ass donut away.

Gerard made sure to get every bit and pieces of Frank's diggle dongle, making sure not to miss a spot.

Frank handed Gerard the donut, and told Gerard to eat it. But, Gerard couldn't. That was his best friend.

He saw a tear come out of Billie Joe, knowing that if he ate him, that he'll never see him in a few weeks.

Gerard shook his head furiously. He looked at Frank and said, "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, bitch."

Gerard jumped off the bed, and ran buttnaked with Billie Joe the donut.

Frank looked through the window, and saw a naked Gerard running down the street. Even ladies were chasing him. Because who doesn't want a naked Gerard running down their street?

Frank looked at the picture of Ryan and Dallon, which who they had mustaches, dicks, and phone numbers all of their body. He knew that one day, his true love would come soon.

"I know, one day, I'm going to be like Destiel and Ryllon." Frank smiled.
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After a few weeks of not seeing Gerard and Billie Joe the donut. Frank became worried. He didn't think Gerard would last this long without he.

Frank was watching the donut show, by CarryOnMCR. When he heard a knock at the door.

Frank got a pan, thinking it would be spiders again, trying to sell him shit.

As soon as Frank opened the door, he saw a sad looking orange head. Frank scratched his tiny mohawk head.

Gerard fell into Frank's arms, sobbing away his feelings, like I did when they made the announcements.

"What's wrong, tinklebell?" Frank whispered, as Gerard turned his head.

"Billie Joe got old and started to rotten, so I threw him away, and now I'm sad, 'cause he's gone with the rats."

Frank patted Gerard's head, trying to calm down the emo.

"Everything will be alright. Okay?" Frank looked into Gerard's beautiful eyes. Gerard nodded, knowing it he will find another Billie Joe.

"Do you want me to make some cocoa?" Frank said. Gerard just looked at him, and nodded.

Frank moved to the side, so Gerard could walk in, so they can have their shit cocoa.
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After a few silence year alone. Billie Joe the donut was down to his last piece of him. The rats took all that was almost left of him

He saw another rat, knowing that he was probably was hungry. When the rat came up to Billie Joe, he smiled through his rat teeth.

'His forehead is awfully big' Billie Joe thought to himself.

"Hello. My name is Ratndon. But all my friends calls me Brendon the fiveheader." Billie Joe, smiled. Knowing he has made a new friend, that wasn't going to eat him.

"I'm going to eat you now." Ratndon said, taking Billie Joe the donut with him. Back to his habit.

That was the end of the story for both Gerard and Frankie. Also, Billie Joe the donut, and his new/last friend, Brendon. Aka, Ratndon.

I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CRAZY ASS STORY! IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BUT, ITS NOT A REGUALR STORY! I JUST WANTED TO MAKE IT LIKE A CRACK, BUT YET A NORMAL KIND OF STORY!

BUT ANYWAYS, I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! THE NEXT VERSION OF THIS STORY WILL BE A RYLLON, AND I WILL POST IT IN A FEW WEEKS!