Once Upon A Time [2p!Canada x Reader x 1p!Canada]

Chapter 3 | Bribery of Cuteness

This is chapter is written by TheCrazyLittleGirl20, which makes it even more awful and horrible and worse and...*continuous rambling on how bad this chapter and the writer is* 

Sorry for the crappyness

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[Reader's P.O.V]

"Uhm, I may be the one who sent you here." Arthur said. My eyes widen and my blood began boiling. Wait...so HE'S THE REASON?!? I got up and grabbed his collar. "What did you say?!" He had this surprised look on his face. Even though I am a girl, I'm much more stronger than you think. "Uh...well.." Alfred then split us and faced me instead.

"Dudette, I know you're angry and all..." I charged at Arthur, yet was blocked by Alfred. "...but no hard feelings right? I mean, I know he's an idiot and all.." Then we heard growling behind Alfred. We looked at Arthur to see his face red, full of anger. 

"Alfred..." Arthur growled.

I sighed... I felt someone tap my shoulder and saw the cute Canadian man we all know and love. "Ugh, Matthew, what am I going to do?" He just smiled a sweet smile that Matt at home doesn't really give me. "It's okay. We'll eventually find out a way." He scratches his cheek. "You can stay at my place for the mean time." He blushes.

He's so cute!

He realized what he said and began freaking out. "I-It's not like I'm forcing you to! I-I'm just..." I blurted out an 'aww' by accident , which made Matthew more red. He can't even talk anymore. Alfred has noticed this and smirked.

He went up to us, leaving the poor Brit alone, and wrapped an arm around Matthew's neck. "Dude..." He whispered something in his ear, but because of my super hearing senses, I could hear them both. "Keep this up and you'll get the girl..."

"LIKE THE HERO DOES!!" Alfred shouted in his ear, then ran out, with the Brit chasing after him, exclaiming that he was 'rude to Matthew'. Matthew held his ear, still not healed from the sudden outburst. "Does it always get this noisy and crazy here?" Matthew only nodded. I felt a tugging on my shirt, looking down, I saw a cute polar bear. 

"Who are you?" He said as if he said that a million times already. I picked him up, eye to eye with me, and smiled. "My name is [name]. Nice to meet you Kumacrackers." I shook his hand....err...paw. 

Once Matthew recovered, he went to me and took Kumachoco from my hands. "So, [name], do you plan on staying here for the mean time?" I shrugged and nodded. "Err...wouldn't it be rude? I think I'll just go to an inn or something." I explained. I was aboot (hehehe) to open the door until Kumacookies struggled, got out of Matthew's grip and got in front of me.

"No." He simply said.

"Kuma...." He hugged me, preventing for me to move. 

"No."

I sighed, and looked at Matthew who were giving me the puppy dog, cat, fish, pokemon, animal eyes which were weird but cute. I tried resisting, but with their cute face, how could I say yes? Wait..I mean...no. I mean...wha?

"Ugh, fine!!" Matthew randomly hugged me, making me blush. Of course, he noticed this as well and let go as fast as he could. "Ehm...As much as I would say I'm sorry...."

He leaned towards my ear.

"...but I'm not."

He whispered in the most awesome, heartwarming, deepest voice he could, making my spine shiver as he leaned back and smiled as if nothing happened. "Kumajiji, please accompany [name] as I prepare the room she's going to stay in. I mean, we can't have her sleeping in my cold, hard basement, right?" He smiled and ran off.

Even though I don't practically know Matthew, but I DO know that he doesn't act like that, due to the fact that his brothers treat him like a cute fluffy cinnamon roll. 

Plus, I randomly saw him on the internet and for some reason, they make him as innocent as possible. I probably need to stop talking because....wait, why DO I need to stop? 

I look at the pictures Matthew and the others, reminding me of my long distant friends, family, and lover.

When will I ever get back?

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Summary:

Reader: GO TO HELL ENGLAND *almost beats up iggy*

Alfred: HERO TO THE RESCUE (heheheh don't hurt me pls.)

Matthew: you can stay in my house 😉

Reader: think I'll pass

Matthew and Kumachigi: nu stay here

Reader: too kawaii for me *explodes in the inside*

Alfred: *lenny face*

Matthew:sorry not sorry *lenny face*

Reader: *breaks fourth wall* oops i really need to stop breakin the fourth wall