It was that time of the month again and you decided to go hang out with the turtles since they hadn't planned any missions today and since you hated being alone in your new apartment that the guys somehow managed to buy for you. Walking in the lair you noticed three of those brothers sleeping and you heard music coming from the kitchen. Walking in you see Mikey and ice cream kitty dancing and 'singing' along to Hey mama by David Guetta and Nicki Minaj. Shrugging and singing along with him he finally noticed and you two started dancing and singing together.
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Yes I'll be your woman
Yes I'll be your baby
Yes I'll be whatever that you tell me when you're ready
Yes I'll be your girl, forever your lady
You ain't ever gotta worry, I'm down for you, baby
Best believe that, when you need that
I'll provide that, you will always have it
I'll be on deck, keep it in check
When you need that, I'm a let you have it
Beating my drum like dum di di day
I like the dirty rhythm you play
I wanna hear you callin' my name
Like, hey ma ma, mama, hey ma, mama
Banging the drum like dum di di day
I know you want it in the worst way
I wanna hear you callin' my name
Like, hey ma ma, mama, hey ma, mama
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Yes I do the cooking
Yes I do the cleaning
Plus I keep the na-na real sweet for your eating
Yes you be the boss and yes I be respecting
Whatever that you tell me cause it's game you be spitting
Best believe that, when you need that
I'll provide that, you will always have it
I'll be on deck, keep it in check
When you need that, I'm a let you have it
Beating my drum like dum di di day
I like the dirty rhythm you play
I wanna hear you callin' my name
Like, hey ma ma, mama, hey ma, mama
Banging the drum like dum di di day
I know you want it in the worst way
I wanna hear you callin' my name
Like, hey ma ma, mama, hey ma, mama
(Hey!)
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Whole crew got the juice
Your dick came the truth
My screams is the proof
Them other dudes get the deuce
When I speed in the coupe
Leavin' this interview
It ain't nothing new
I been fucking with you
None of them bitches ain't taking you
Just tell 'em to make a U
That's how it be
I come first like debut
So, baby, when you need that
Gimme the word, I'm no good
I'll be bad for my baby
(So I) make sure that he's getting his share
(So I) make sure that his baby take care
(So I) make sure I'm on my toes, on my knees
Keep him pleased, rub him down
Be a lady and a freak
Beating my drum like dum di di day
I like the dirty rhythm you play
I wanna hear you callin' my name
Like, hey ma ma, mama, hey ma, mama
Banging the drum like dum di di day
I know you want it in the worst way
I wanna hear you callin' my name
Like, hey ma ma, mama, hey ma, mama
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Be my woman, girl, I'll be your man
Once the song ended you guys fell down laughing. "You got the moves and voice (n/n) you are amazing!" "Thanks mikestar you and kitty are amazing too" " Dudette my bros are sleepin you wanna help me prank them??," He uses his ultimate weapon,...his puppy dog eyes.
~Time-skip to 4 minutes of persuasion later~
Alright dudette get 3 bottles of whip cream and a feather." "Yes sir freckles" complying to get the necessary objects for the youngest turtle and yourself to complete the prank on his sleeping, unsuspecting older brothers. And Quietly coming back and helping the little freckled turtle prank his bros with his trusted accomplice...You!! Although being his accomplice it comes with a price such as being in charge of pranking the hot-head of the family. Quietly and precisely putting the whip-cream on their hands and getting feathers start ticking the mutant turtles Mikey accidentally stepped on the tv remote and turned on the tv. Face palming you turn off the tv quickly and sneak a look at the three once sleeping brothers and noticed they weren't there and either was the youngest. Dumbfounded you look around and shrug not hearing or seeing the hot-head yelling at his orange-masked brother and chasing after him like he always does. Walking around and cleaning up the small mess up and heading to your room you hear a staticky noise in one of the boy's room. Curious and a bit suspicious you made your way to the blue masked-turtle's room and called for him," Leo? You in here? Uh ur tv is on.....hmm weird." You then see a blur of black and white and then darkness consumes the room with the static still clearly being able to hear. Shaking in fear you backed up and fell backwards due to your hitting the headboard of the bed and scoot all the way back but get stopped due to a body and paralyzed in fear you feel a five fingered hand on your shoulder and finally having enough adrenaline kicked in and you screamed your arse off and elbowed your capturer in the side and notice he has black hair and a white hoodie and kick him again but in his no-no and get him by his hair and demand " Who the f are you and what the hell are you doing here?!" "Man , woman you have a kick ughhh and chill (n/n) it's me Casey" "Casey you son of a- I. Am. Going. To. Give. You. 5. Seconds. To. Run. Before I kill you, what in the hell gave you the idea to scare me?!" "Not what but who....well anyway there were five more guys involved in this so..., um (n/n) why are you quiet?" You get off the bed and start counting to five and once Casey bolts out the door ,laughter of four certain ninja turtles are heard near the door. Grabbing Leo's baseball bat you head out and confront the boys and see them crying in laughter and also noticed Leo passed out. "Boys don't you know not to mess with a girl on her time of the month? It has very very deadly consequences." The turtles keep laughing all but Donnie since he knew what that was and chuckled nervously and ran to his lab and locked it and boarded it up. The rest of his brothers didn't exactly know what the time of the month meant so let's just say for the rest of the week you had bruised servants to help you.
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FanfictionYou are a normal girl who got along with everyone and lived in New York. what happens when you witness your parents and siblings get murdered right in front of you, all the while meeting four mutant turtles that can't help but fall for you and you f...