Ask/Dare The FNaF Night Guards

bored Fritz!?

Me: *looks at Fritz* Hi Fritz!

Fritz: oh... hi!

Me: Sooooooooooo.... are you bored?

Fritz: ....yeah

Me: *realises that he is left out* ...... OMG I GOT AN IDEA!! You are not gonna be bored anymore! :3

Fritz: WAIT!!! ... WHAT!? What's the idea!!?

Me: *turns Fritz into a fairy* OMG YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!!!

Fritz the fairy: ..... I HATE YOU SOO MUCH Y'KNOW

Me: *laughing* I can't hear you!!! :3 :D you are too small XDD

Fritz the fairy: I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!

Me: sorry! Still can't hear you *laughs* XD

(This is how others sees him)

Mike: *walks in* ...... where is Fritz?

Fritz the fairy: *sitting on his hat* ...

Me: *laughing* HAHAHAAAAHA!! HE IS SITTING ON YOUR HAT!! XD

Mike: ...uh... are you drunk?

Me: *laughing* HAHAAHA!! JUST LOOK ON YOUR HAT! ! XD

Mike: uhh... ok..? *takes his hat of and sees the fairy* OMG WTF IS THAT!!?!??!? WHY IA IT GLOWING?!?

Me: welp...*laughing* MEET FRITZ THE FAIRY!! XDD

Mike: ...... wait.... "Fritz the fairy" ? That is Fritz.... but... fairy!?.... Am I drunk again!?

Me: NOPE *laughing* HAHAHAAHA!!! XD

Mike: OH................... MY.................. GAWD!!!!!!! *laughing* OMG!!! WTF FRITZ!??!!! HAAHAAHAH!!! XD

Jeremy: *walks in* umm... I h-heard laughter..... w-whats going on?

Mike: FRITZ IS NOW A FAIRY!!!! XD

Jeremy:.... Mike.... are.. you.... d-drunk again?

Mike: NOPE!! XD

Fritz the fairy: *flying in front of Jeremy: .....uh.... it's not funny!

Jeremy: ..... OMG!!! *laughing* XD

Vince: What is going on!?~

Mike, Jeremy and me: FRITZ IS A FAIRY!!! XDD

Vince: WTF!??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Scott: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

Everyone besides Fritz and Scott: FRITZ IS A FAIRY!!! *laughing*

Scott: wait.... what!?!? *laughing* XD

Fritz the fairy: OMG THIS IS SOO STUPID!! *lands on Jerem's shoulder*

Jeremy: COME O-ON YOU ARE ADORABLE !! XD

Vince: LET ME TOUCH HIS WINGS!!!! *trying to touch Fritz's wings*

Me: *stops Vince* don't touch his wings!!!

Vince: WHY!?? He is soo f*cking adorable!!

Me: If you touch his wings.. he'll die!!

Vince: WELP... that sucks!

Fritz the fairy: THAT SUCKS!! YOU'LL TOUCH ME AND I'LL DIE!?!?!?

Me: Yep!

Fritz the fairy: welp F*CK!

Scott: I WANNA TOUCH HIS WINGS!!! HE IS SOOO CUTE!!!!

*lights turns out..... it's dark*

Mike: WELP F*CK!

Fritz the fairy: *starts glowing* F*CK!!

Everyone else: HE IS SOOO ADORABLE!!! HE IS CUTE AND SMALL AND.....

*one hour later*

Everyone besides Fritz: I WANNA TOUCH HIS WINGS!! OMG!!

Me: Welp Fritz! Now you are not bored anymore XDD

Fritz the fairy: I HATE YOU!!

( OMG .... SOMEONE IS READING THIS!??! FOR REAL!?! THANK YOU GUYS!! :3 )