PART ONE

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by UpsetReject

by UpsetReject

Femmy's POV

Leafy woke me up. "I'm going to the shop." He said. "Whatever." I replied.

After he left, i decided to text keem.

When you coming over? ;)
~femmy

Be over in 10 mins
From Keemstar

I smiled and waited for keem to come over.
I heard a knock at the door, so I got up and answered it. It was keem and me and him went up to my room. *wink* *wink*

Leafy's POV

Why is buying bleach so hard?
Should I get the small or big one?
After ten minutes of standing there, my legs started hurting so I picked the bigger one, because I'm going to need it.

I got back home and went up to femmy's room...
I couldn't believe what I'm seeing.

"What the actual fuck?!" I blurted out. They both gasped. I ran out of my house and down the street to a dumpster with my bleach. I sat down right beside the dumpster.

I might aswell drink the bleach, i always joke about it, might aswell do it. I took off the cap and took a breath-

"Hey man." Jacob saggytits popped out of the dumpster. I looked over at him.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" I asked.

"Duh, i live here." Jacob said.

I raised my eyebrows. "You live in a- nevermind, I'm not going to question it.." I said.

"So, what are you doing here?" Jacob asked me.

What does it look like?? "Drinking bleach." I said lifting the bleach to my mouth, but Jacob smacked it out of my hand.

"Dude, what the fuck?! I spent 8 dollars on that!" I said, angry.

"Don't drink the bleach, bro." Jacob said, smiling but serious.

"Why do you want to drink it anyway? Jacob asked.

"Femmy cheated on me with keemstar..." I said. "I don't care that she cheated but WITH KEENSTAR!? WHAT THE FUCK!" I continued. Jacob nodded and put this hand on my back.

10 months later.......

I haven't talked to Femmy in months, and i heard keem is looking for me. I've been living outside of Jacob's dumpster. I'm kinda glad I didn't drink bleach.

Meanwhile.....
Femmy's POV

Me and keem just got home from the hospital, we had a baby named fousey.
And his first word was.......

"Who?"

THE END

I hope you guys liked this, btw it's a fucking joke, okay? Don't get your panties in a twist, i wrote this for fun lol
ANYWAY, see ya later, XD lol