Dead in Love

Chapter 8: Bad Advice

"Good Morning!" Mira yelled quite enthusiastically as everyone was just waking up, they stared at her with complete anger, even Lucas whom now appeared extremely tired. He pulled over onto the side of the road and everyone swapped seats, Jean taking the wheel obviously now. "Wow, you should have seen all the stupid gas stations we passed, one was called 'Pure Dino Fuel's Weird right?"

"I did see them, they weren't that amusing." Lucas groaned before turning his head to Natalia to give her a kiss which she kindly refused. Smiling at him he raised his brow. "Something wrong? My breath smell?"

"Well... Lucas, I love the fucking, I really do but I wanna actually be in a relationship with someone, and after whispering sweet nothing's with Jean... Well, we're a thing!" She giggled, looking to the middle aged man that only winked to Lucas. Leaving the completely ruined demon in, well, ruins.

Griffith snorted in tired laughter, and Boris just raised a brow too, he was happy that Lucas lost his pussy but, for Jean? Natalia was pretty much gonna become Mira's step-mother, because... Jean was the most likeable person ever, she'd never dump him, even if she was such a corrupted bitch. "You are kidding me."

"Lucas, there's a drop of white stuff underneath the steering wheel, what is th-" The oldest looking man in the car was cut off by his daughter handing him a CD she found under her seat, the man gave a squeal of glee and forgot whatever he said about earlier. Popping the CD into the player he began singing gibberish, until he figured out the words. Natalia just gave a happy sigh looking up at him.

"Boris, as of right now, learning all this news, I have decided, I want you to plant the seeds which will be my children." She smiled back at the blue eyed rusky, who gave a gasp before smiling ear to ear in happiness. Lucas just grumbled something under his breath before looking to Griffith, whom was sitting behind him in the third row of seats, enjoying the two he got to himself.

"Oh how amazing is this, two relationships, one beginning the other repaired, and the self proclaimed hot one is the only of age single one." Griff grinned as Lucas gritted his teeth, just wanting to choke the nine year old looking fuck.

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A week of agony went by for Lucas, having to watch Natalia non-stop talk to Jean, whom listened to every detail no matter how stupid, and Mira, cuddling up close to Boris, inappropriately touching his thigh in public and other things that he's want her to do to him. It was just him and Griffith left. "Griff. If you put on a wig I'd fuck you."

"What? Where did this come from? And why the heck did you tell me this the one night we share a motel room???" The boy panicked, reaching for the nightstand where they kept the Bible, before pulling it out and tossing it at Lucas, who only groaned and sat on his bed.

"Because it shows how desperate I am, I've fucking lost two girls, yeah one was a fuck buddy but still! You know how much of a dramatic change this is? I was fucking her for a Week. An entire week!" He yelled for emphasis, which only made Griff cringe from the thought of other people hearing.

"Shut up you big baby, the signs are so obvious that Mira likes you, especially that 'ice cream spill' Jean found by the brake pedal... and seat... and underneath the steering wheel... and passenger's seat.... AND the van mattress. So either you masturbate a lot more than everyone thinks or you and her have been doing dirty while it's your turn to drive." The boy commented, pulling off his socks which made Lucas's mouth open, but no noise come out, until he finally had a response.

"Firstly, I do masturbate, A lot, but I also have been doing things with Mira. Though, I don't fucking know why, but when me and her screw around she wants to be with Boris more." Lucas sighed, pulling off his shirt which made Griff stop and stare for a moment before coming to his own senses, he was, still damn. "I don't even understand it!"

Griff cleared his throat. "Well, maybe she sees you as pleasure, rather than company, so shes developed more of an emotionally attachment to him and physical attachment to you. So by fucking around with you, she looses the... excuse my language, horniness, and goes to Boris and gets the, cuddliness."

"That makes sense! So if I start doing romantic shit then I'll win her heart!" Lucas jumped to his feet before jumping onto Griffith, pulling him into a tight hug, which made the boy whimper for release.

Meanwhile...

"Natalia, so, you know about the whole, demons and me being mother nature and shit?" Mira asked her future step-mother who only nodded, pushing her quarters into the vending machine. "Well, I'm stuck in the middle of being with Boris... or Lucas.."

"It's obvious you know? Not the mother nature crap, but the both of them going Twilight on your ass. Personally, Boris avoids me for some reason, probably thinks I'm hot, but I don't like that about him." She bent down, making Mira look away... All thanks to Natalia's newfound love for too fucking short shorts. "Lucas on the other hand, a beast, a real fucking beast. His dick might not be Huuuge, but, it gets the job done better than any 9 incher."

"Uh, okay.. I already know he's crafty when it comes to sex things." Mira mumbled under her breath, which sparked something in the older woman, making Natalia quickly turn around to look at Mira with a wide grin.

"What have you guys done huh~?" She purred, making the blonde gulp and run her fingers through her hair, looking down at the pavement.

"Well uh... normal stuff I guess, we... Heh... We usually just grinded, ya know, his um, thing rubbing against my thing." She blushed slightly which made the other woman laugh as she cracked open her Chepsi can, taking a sip.

"Why the hell are you acting like an inexperience teen all of a sudden around me?" She laughed. "Can't talk dirty to me?" She licked her lips, taking a sip from the can.

"Well it's weird when your dating Jean okay? I might as well be calling you mom now, but I won't... Cause she's dead...... Anyways! If you want me to talk like that then I will." Mira gave a little hmph, making Natalia wait with a raised brow. "Ugh. He pretty much rubbed my vagina with his dick till we both came. There. Easy."

"He might as well have fucked you right there and then." The woman shrugged, beginning to walk back to their row of motel rooms, her hips swaying with every step.

"It doesn't work like that. I still want Boris."

"Why? He isn't that hot, he avoids other women cause he'll probably cheat on you with them, he's apparently done disgusting shit, and finally... When's the last time he rubbed his dick on your lady bits?"

"I want him because........ He's my first, official..."

"First what?"

"Boyfriend..."