Hi Jurnal,
Tuday I'm sed
Mah docter leeked ma newds
He tol meh I had tu send them tu him der teh exam
Apurently I hav I boomerang noodle
tis is nut gud
I won hav bebies cuz it wil jus wip back an ferth and the eggs won be cooked on teh burner gud enuff
Thas why I wil b byeng pupys
They're betr
Serisly
But evrione saw mah noodle
One day I'll leave and never come back
Bi,
Cyallem
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