bitter-warm. || e.cutkosky

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「 10:53 pm 」

I opened the new dm on my Instagram after exiting the personal conversation my friend and I were having. We figured it would be fun to make a group chat with famous people even though we knew they would probably never reply or even see the messages. It was worth a shot, though.

@angelicass: who do u want to add

@zenilla: uhhh idk don't add our mains tho

@angelicass: okok ima bout to add a whole bunch k brb

angelicass added joshuadun, troyesivan, danisnotonfire, pewdiepie, tylerrjoseph, amazingphil and louietravel to the group

@zenilla: who the hell is louietravel

@angelicass: heS DAN AND PHILS BODYGUARD HAHAHAHAHAHA

@zenilla: OMGSJDJ

@angelicass: THE PHANDOM GOT HIM SO MANY FOLLOWERS

@angelicass: WE NAMED HIM DRAKE BUT I GUESS HIS NAME IS LOUIE

@zenilla: OOMFG DRAKE YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS

@angelicass: I WISH I NEVER STARTED WATCHING DAN AND PHIL PHAN HAS RUINED MY LIFE

@zenilla: OML RIP

@zenilla: OK BRB IM GONNA ADD SUM PEEPL

zenilla added cameronmonaghan, lanadelrey and cumdog1911 to the group

@angelicass: CUMDOG

@zenilla: ITS CORBINS PERSONAL OK SHUT UP

@zenilla: AT LEAST I DONT STALK HIS BODYGUARDS

@angelicass: WAIT WHOS CORBIN AGAIN

@zenilla: Oh, only the person I talk to you about alL THE TIME (not Ekat)

@zenilla: ITS SPOOKY BLACK

angelicass added littlebodybigheart, itsdougthepug and colesprouse to the group

@angelicass: OOOHHHHHHHH

@zenilla: YE ANYS WIPE I ALWAYS LISTEN WHEN U TALK ABOUT UR PHAN SHIT 

@angelicass: JSJSIDJMSJD EXECUTE ME WHY DONT YOU

@zenilla: WAIT ONE MIN I NEED 2 ADD THE BABE EKAT

zenilla added ekat19 to the group

angelicass named the group
OG CUMDOGS 👅💦😩

@zenilla: WHATATHE FUK

@zenilla: WHY AM I FRIENSS WITH YOU

@angelicass: u know u luv me bitch ;)

@zenilla: I only like you cuz your mom buys me dairy queen

@zenilla: so basically I'm only friends with your mom

@angelicass: well let's see if she buys you blizzards when I tell her you snuck on the roof

@zenilla: ok you got me

@zenilla: and you came up there too you dip

@angelicass: still telling on u

@zenilla: next time we go back on the roof I'm pushing you off

@angelicass: my fat rolls will cushion my fall

@zenilla: YOU ARE LITERALLY -7838248 POUNDS

@angelicass: when you're not here I eat all the ramen

@zenilla: Omfg asshole save some for me

@angelicass: MY MOMS COOKING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT

@zenilla: IM THE NICEST ASSHOLE U KNOW ID NEVER ADMIT THAT

@zenilla: NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA EAT AT 4AM NEXT TIME IM OVER

@angelicass: LMAO IDK GRAPES

@zenilla: oh damn that actually sounds good

@zenilla: I just put on a mango face mask and I look like that lady from emperor's new groove

@angelicass: hot af

@angelicass: at least ur happy

@zenilla: ngl og cumdogs is kinda dead

@angelicass: what did u expect it's all famous people

@zenilla: doug isn't that famous

@zenilla: the pug

@angelicass: oh yeah he's liked some of my tweets before yo

@zenilla: doesn't he follow your dog on ig?

@angelicass: HAHAHAHA YEAH

@zenilla: THATS GOALS OMFG

@angelicass: I KNOWWWW

@zenilla: Ethan also isn't really that famous either so

@angelicass: ye he only has 192k but I mean that's still a lot

@zenilla: eh I guess

@ekat19: zenilla excuse me

@angelicass: DUDUDUUDEEEEJ

@angelicass: DID HE JSTSJE

@zenilla: Ethan, do u need me to repeat myself?

@angelicass: OSJDMH WYD THROWIN SHADE

@ekat19: aren't you excited that you got a message from someone who 'isn't really that famous'?