How to Tell You're a Hamilton Fan
- Anything people say can and will set you off to sing Hamilton
-You've listened to the cast album more times than you can count
-You've memorized the entire cast album
-You're greatest achievement is rapping "Satisfied" flawlessly
- You're greatest struggle is rapping "Guns and Ships"
- You now appreciate man ponytails more
- And also turntables
- You've read Ron Chernow's biography (it's good!)
- You've seen the play at least once
- If you haven't, you watch every single clip you can find
-When you introduce yourself, you have to hold back from singing "My name is Alexander Hamilton"
- You cried at least once during the play- either during Burn, Stay Alive (reprise)/ It's Quiet Uptown and/or Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- Hearing the name Philip makes you sad
-You call your squad the Schuyler Sisters
-Instead of calling girls whoes or sluts, you call them "a Maria Reynolds"
-You have to restrain yourself from dancing too hard when listening to Hamilton in public
-You listen to it nonstop (haha, see what I did there)
-You'll sing/ do sing "Dear Theodosia" to your kids
-You wish Lin kept in all the songs he cut because they're soo good (have you listened to "Congratulations"? It's amazing!!)
-You've had those moments of "Will work for Hamilton tickets"
-You'd give up your first born to get Hamilton tickets
-You're sad the original cast has gone, but you'rr excited for the new one as well
-You call the baby in the group Peggy
-You wish you were as awesome as the Schuyler Sisters
-You think Hamilton didn't deserve Eliza, but you ship them so hard
-You either ship Eliza and Ham or Laurens and Ham (I don't think people really ship him with anyone else, do they?)
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Ways to Tell You're a Fangirl {Wattys 2016}
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