Babysitter Assemble

2 truth one lie

Bars in Asgrad are really just the same as Bars on Earth but more Viking like. Bring Sally in really wasn't a problem just a matter of bring her in and not answering any of there question.

"Let's play a game" I said
"Ok name it"
"How about two truths and a lie"
"Ok"
"You start" I said sipping my drink.
"Um" he said And bit his finger " I wet the bed when I was five, my first girlfriend was a horse and um my favorite color is green"
"Um the last two?" I said
"No I hate green"
"You dated a horse!"
"Well if I didn't date then we won't have the New York Attack then I will never have met th  Avengers then-" He stopped his eyes widen.
"What is it"
"Um me and the horse sort of made-"
"Babies"
"Yea horse babies and one them was"
"Human"
I slapped him, it sort of came out. All that crazy stuff was crazy and I just slap him crazy.
"What the bloody he'll was that for!"he said feeling his cheek.
"Sorry, it just"
"It burns"he said dramally
"Oh come on where is the horse" I said
"What horse" he said regaining his man hood.
"The horse you had sex with"

"Um yea she was at some stable" he said.

"Can we go there"

"Um I cant see why not"

"Ok"

                                                                                                                                            -.-

Again stables in Argrad  are almost the same as stables on Earth. Horses were lined up in there stables but it wasn't wood that held them it was metal. r

"Here she is Emlie" said Loki he was basically bouncing up in and down with happiness. It was a pretty horse with a black fur and green eyes, I could tell the looks between Loki and them easily. Compared to Sally they looked like the jack up trio.

"She's a beauty" I said rubbing her back (Loki had Sally).

"Yea, she is"

I smiled" Do you wanna talk to her"

"Um sorry Loki I don't speak horse"

He smiled and placed this machine on her it took me a second to see that she was talking pure English.

"Hi how are you" she said.

"Um good do you wanna see your daughter" I said

"Sure"

Loki placed her up right to her face and she sighed. I was going to tell her she can hold her put then I saw she was a horse.

"Amy come on change back" said Loki.

"Change back to what"

"Amy can change to human to animal when I saw her she was stuck to a horse but I changed that after you know"

"Oh so can I "

Loki looked at me "Huh?"

"Well you didn't think that Nick Fury just adopted me did you just to adopt me I saw that I was different also not to brag I can go thru time'"

Loki just stared at me like I was crazy and the horse... I don't think her face does that much.

"And you didn't tell the Avengers about this"

"No to tell you the truth I don't trust them that much" I lied.

"And you trust me?"

I looked side to side "Yea I do" I said.

There was a silence the ended by a gallop of the feet. 

"Mommy!" sang a group of what do you call a baby horse.

"Daddy?" said one of them and I stepped out of the way for them to talk about so and so.

"Hi" said Loki he looked a bit scared "Well bye come Emile lets um get going"

"Um don't you want to say" but it was too late he dragged me out of there.

Loki had rented a horse to come with us to Asgrad castle he said his father and brother were probably worried for where he was.

When he had dropped me off the horse he looked like a nervous wreck.

"Are you ok" I asked

"Yyea sure"

"Are you sure because you look tried and- '

"Whatever do you want to stay here or go home"

"You know we never really finish are game"

 He smirked " I guess that means that you are staying can we change the game" he said just noticing his face was right in front of mine so I could feel his hot breath.

"Sure what game?"

"Truth or Dare"

"Ok do you wanna go into the castle"

"No, theres a forest close by"

"Oh ok"

                                                                                                                                                                                                 -jkghfadsgfaddlsafjdl85947-4530250425230-75~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Ok I will start" I said when we were in the forest sticking on a log.

"Ok"

"Truth or Dare?"

"Truth"

"Why did you want to get away from your child like that?"

He sighed "Well after I attack New York and was sent to prison. I was given a message that Amy has given birth to 3 beautiful foals and one beautiful baby girl" he said looking at Sally who was wrapped up in some cloth and was laying on the ground.

I smiled.

"So Thor let me see them and by that time they were learning how to speak and walk and do everything but even though I didn't know them they knew me and everything about me how I killed a man how I .. killed me own father and my brother" he said wiping a tear off his face. I held his hand and he continue. "But when I got there everything was fine we played with each other and I told them stories but then one came up to me and asked 'did I kill my father did I leave there mother' and of course they already knew the answer so how could I lie." He placed his head down and tears poured down as I grabbed the other hand. "They said they hated me, they said that they wish that I c would crawl up in a desert hole and die. Do you know how that feels?" he said coughing out the words.

"Yea I do but that's another story but know its your turn" I said trying my best to lighten the mood.

"Ok truth or dare"

"Dare"

"Kiss me"

My eyes widen but I wasted no time. I placed my hands on his cheeks and I kissed him this time I got the first shots. He leaned down on the log as I let go and he smiled lightly.

  I heard footsteps and there was Bruce "I found them!" he said then turn back to stare at us.