when they stub their toe ☾

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aries: 'GOD FUCKING DAMMIT' *breaks down the door*

taurus: 'SHIT MAN'

gemini: 'FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR'

cancer: *muffled swears*

leo: *screams while lying down in bed*

virgo: 'THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES'

libra: 'Goodbye cruel world'

scorpio: *rips off door hinges* 'NO MORE'

sagittarius: *hits the door* 'STOP'

capricorn: *bites their fist* 'No, I'm fine, I swear it's not broken'

aquarius: 'THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE'

pisces: 'BUT WHY ME'

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