aries: 'GOD FUCKING DAMMIT' *breaks down the door*
taurus: 'SHIT MAN'
gemini: 'FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR'
cancer: *muffled swears*
leo: *screams while lying down in bed*
virgo: 'THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES'
libra: 'Goodbye cruel world'
scorpio: *rips off door hinges* 'NO MORE'
sagittarius: *hits the door* 'STOP'
capricorn: *bites their fist* 'No, I'm fine, I swear it's not broken'
aquarius: 'THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE'
pisces: 'BUT WHY ME'
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Scenarios
Randoma collection of zodiac posts i've found :) if you have any suggestions and/or constructive criticism, or maybe you just want someone to talk to, my dms are always open so don't be shy! [undergoing editing]