aries: magical pony with the rage of a thousand suns
taurus: nice but secretly the devil
gemini: do you even know how to shut up (no)
cancer: drama queen
leo: your ego is bigger than your entire body
virgo: nerd.
libra: you flirt with everyone. boys, girls, yourself, your food. it makes everyone uncomfortable
scorpio: you're hot shit and you know it but you scare everybody
sagittarius: i can't tell if you're nice but secretly a bitch or a bitch but secretly nice
capricorn: trash
aquarius: what a fucking weirdo
pisces: i could literally punch you in the face and still not get your full attention
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Zodiac Scenarios
Randoma collection of zodiac posts i've found :) if you have any suggestions and/or constructive criticism, or maybe you just want someone to talk to, my dms are always open so don't be shy! [undergoing editing]
