Why the signs are still single
(Offensive)
Aries: You're loud and angry and it makes people uncomfortable
Taurus: Will you ever love someone as much as food? No
Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously
Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself
Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find
Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
Libra: You flirt with everyone
Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people
Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't want to get seriously involved
Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot
Aquarius: Seem unapproachable
Pisces: You don't know how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. Are you laughing at them??
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Zodiac Scenarios
Randoma collection of zodiac posts i've found :) if you have any suggestions and/or constructive criticism, or maybe you just want someone to talk to, my dms are always open so don't be shy! [undergoing editing]
