Today is going to be the day KOHNNIE FUCKING SIMPSON IS BORN!!!
-9 months ago-
(Let's pretend Johnnie was kinda female okey (●__●))
"Kyle I'm ready" Johnnie told kyle
~smut time bitch XD~
Kyle then started undressing Johnnie, he then undressed himself. He then whipped his ding a long (hehe ding a long XD) at johnnie's entrance "ready bebeh?" "yes." He then slammed into him over and over again til they came
(●__●)
(Sorry I'm bad at smut)
~present time ～(^з^)-♡~
Kyle then rushed Johnnie to the hospital "AHHHHH DA BABY DA BABY!!!!!" Johnnie screamed while gripping Kyle's hand close to breaking at "babe your breaking my hand!" Johnnie gripped it harder. Them they got to the hospital. They then took Johnnie-kun to a room and went through the hella long process of having a bebe.
-time skip brought to you by richie (social repose) and Bryan twerking-
The baby then came and then Johnnie woke up Kyle "B-babe, the baby's here :)" Kyle smiled and said "what should we name him?"
"how about Kohnnie?"
"Perfect"
Kohnnie then opened his eyes and said "sup bitches"
Unicorns then took Kohnnie to live in Unicornia to raise him there.
Johnnie: MY BABY!
Kyle: whale den (●__●)
