Kun and the Thousand Paper Cranes

Chapter 5 - Dude looks like a lady!

NEW CHAPPY UP!

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

Kun P.O.V

It was morning now. Zabuza was still asleep, he needed to rest to be able to recover. Haku undid his hair thing and looked outside the window. I walked over to him. He glanced at me and smile, so I looked at him and smiled back.

"I'm going to gather some medicinal herbs, care to join me Kun?" he asked and grabbeda basket. He looked like a girl. But I don't care about things like that.

"Sure!" I said loudly, but I made sure not to wake Zabuza up. I changed my appearance to look like someone with blonde hair and made myself a bit taller, but I still had two moles under my öeft eye. Nobody would notice. My kekkei genkai allowed me to shape shift and change appearances without using chakra.

"Are you coming?" he said, and opened the door. I nodded and ran quietly towards the door. I stopped beside him and we walked outside together. It felt like we were family now. People here in this world are so much nicer than the ones in the other world. Zabuza is like a gruff papa smurf and Haku is caring like a mother hen. I shall nickname them that, although I shouldn't probably say them out loud.

We walked a while. We didn't talk to eachother, but it wasn't an awkward silence. We were both enjoying the scenery. Once we got inside the forest we sat down and started to collect herbs. Haku thaught me yesterday which herbs were helpful and which ones I should stay away from. I looked over at Haku. A bird flew and landed on his shoulder, then it flew away again. I followed it with my eyes and it landed on somebody...

"Aiza?" Haku looked at me and then at her again then he recognized Naruto from before. His eyes narrowed and he slowly walked over to him. All of the birds flew away. I silently followed after him. He sat down besides Naruto and slowly reached out for him. It looked like he was going to choke him. But then he retracted his arm and shook Narutos shoulder.

"Wake up, you'll catch a cold if you stay here." he said. Naruto yawned and sat up. Then he stared at Haku.

"T'heck are you? Oh... Er... Uhmm... I mean where did you come from?" Naruto said and blushed. He hadn't noticed me yet. I walked over to where Aiza was sleeping and poked her with my foot.

"Get up. You can't sleep all day y'know?" I said. Aiza yawned and looked up at me. Then she jumped up in a standing position. And glared at me. She was a very cranky morning person. I smirked and pointed to the two moles under my left eye. She was jelaous because I had them there, she thought I looked like an anime character, I guess she was right. She noticed them and smiled at me. Act like nothing, y'know what to do on the bridge, I mouthed to her. She nodded and smiled.

"You want to help us gather herbs?" I asked her, I changed my voice a bit so I sounded girlier.

"Sure!" she said, and so we spent about twenty minutes picking herbs. I secretly pointed at which were okay to pick since Aiza didn't know. After Haku had talked with Naruto and asking if he had someone precious to him we left. Sasuke was walking towards us, so I quickly hid the moles under my eyes just to be sure. I could feel the tension as we walked past eachother. I could feel Sasuke staring at us after we walked past eachother. Duckass is staring at our asses. I snikered at the thought, which earned me an confused look from Haku. Oh Haku... You have no idea.

Aiza P.O.V

I stared at Kuns back as she walked away with Haku. She probably planned this already, how she became friends with Haku and Zabuza is a mystery though. Why would they kidnap her? Anyway. One day when she sneaked into my house (My mom doesn't like her since she doesn't go to school and lives in the forest, she calls her uncivilized), we talked about what we would try to change if we were in the anime world. One of the things were to save Haku and Zabuza. I watched as Sasuke hit Naruto on the head. And a while after that we resumed with training.

Some hours later Naruto were able to run up to a kind of high branch, Duckass too. Kun and I have a mutual hatred for Duckass, we have officially named him that. He needs to make up his god damn mind. First he is all like 'I'm an avenger' bullcrap and then he is like 'It's konohas fault' and after that he is like 'Imma be the hokagay!'. I don't think you can become the hokage when you first leave the village, become rouge and then tries to destroy the fucking village. It's like if Orochimaru became the fucking hokage! Anyway... I owned their asses. I managed to climb up the whole tree and right now I'm balancing on the top of the tree.

I also found out an ability I had. I can stop chakra, or whatever you're supposed to call it. I found out when Sasuke insulted Naruto, which made me angry, so I imagined Sasuke falling down. And. He. Did. At first I thought it was just a coincidence but when I tried again on Naruto it worked again.

After a while Sakura and Kakashi came looking for us.

"Hey guys! Up here!" Naruto shouted, so Sakura and Kakashi would notice him.

"Naruto can climb this high up with just using his chakra? That's great!" Sakura said. Way to state the obvious. And of course Naruto had to slip.

"Uh-oh." Kakashi said as his visible eye widened. You don't look like you're worried. Sakura just started to scream. Yes, that will surely help him. Then Naruto grabbed on to the-connected to- whatever! He now stood upside down under the branch.

"Tricked ya!" And then of course he slipped again. I sweatdropped. Sasuke ran up the tree and grabbed on to his leg last second. Oh yeah, I just got the most perfect idea ever.

"You really are a total loser Na-" He was interrupted by his sudden fall. Aiza to the rescue! Now they were both falling. I ran up the tree as fast as I could and grabbed onto Sasukes leg, just like he did with Naruto.

"Who was the loser you say?" I said, and flashed him a mischievous grin. His eyes widened, and then he growled at me. He understood that it was I, the powerful Aiza, who made him fall. I didn't think about how heavy they were, I wasn't a real trained ninja so they were pretty heavy. I swung them closer to the tree so they could grab on to it and jump down, to which they did.

"If I'm still sane by the time they've finished their training it'll be a miracle." Kakashi said and did his famous closed eye smile.

"I doubt that you'll be sane. Soon you'll become one of us." I said and grinned at him. And then I ran back to Inaris house.

Aww, little Duckass can't climb a tree? xD

I just had to do it. I can't stand when he is so arrogant Uchiha-ish.

Two chapters same day?

I wrote this in only an hour. I'm proud of myself.

Actually I don't even know why I'm writing. No one reads my shitty stories anyway.

Comment if you do read. So I know that you aren't secretly stalking me.