Kun and the Thousand Paper Cranes

Chapter 4 - Heroes

I DON'T OWN NARUTO

Spoilers are obvious, this is a fanfiction who follows the storyline.

And expect Kun to be a little mary sue-ish, this is my first ever fanfic.

I woke up to a voice.

"Haku, you're brutal!" I giggled. Now I know where I am, step one of my (still non-existent) plan, done.

"You're the one who's brutal, Zabuza. If you keep pulling them out like that, you really will be finished." Haku said. He was probably the one who threw the needles at me.

"How long are you going to wear that mask anyway? Take it off!" Zabuza said.

"I have good memories of this mask, and it was quite useful for tricking that ninja. If I hadn't intervened, you'd be dead now. That much is cerrtain." Haku said.

"Putting me in an temporary death state is fine but not through the pressure points in my neck. Cruel as usual, I think you enjoy it." Zabuza said.

"So it's fucking okay for him to do it to me, but not on you?" I said and sat up. Then I pulled the needles out. It hurt like fuck.

Haku looked ready to fight me.

"Calm down I don't wanna fight. It hurts like hell and I can't move my legs, so what's the point in fighting. It's obvious I would lose." I said.

He relaxed a bit but he was still on guard.

"You should watch your mouth, someday it will get you killed." Zabuza said.

"So I've been told, besides, why would you care anyway." I said. I wish Aiza was here damn it!

"Well it would be a shame if the last Kimera died because of her foul mouth." Zabuza said. We were both totally ignoring Haku. T^T

"I don't care, Kimera or not. What do you want with me anyway?" I said.

"I want you to join our team." Zabuza said.

"What do I get out of it?"

"I'll tell you about your clan and it's kekkei genkai."

"...Deal."

"Deal?" Zabuza asked, surprised. I raised an eyebrow.

"Did you not want me to join you then? Asking to be polite? Wow..." I said. 'Make up your mind.' I thought to myself. Zabuza chuckled a bit and then he shook his head.

"I didn't take you for a person who abandons her comrades so easily. Either you are a traitorus brat or you have something planned." he said, and glared at me. As if he was daring me to try anything. Uh, hello? My legs are numb, I can't feel them. It's not like I can run. I swear he was trying to grab his big ass sword.

"Well I do have a plan-"

"I knew it! Haku knock her out until we deal with her team!" Zabuza ordered. I used a substitution jutsu to avoid Hakus flying senbon needles and appeared on a treebranch above them, my legs were dangling so it was hard to keep my balance.

"Now hold on here, I do have a plan but it benefits both of our teams. Well actually mostly yours but anyway. If I was planning on running away or something I wouldn't have said it. I'm not stupid." I said and glared at them. I don't like being interrupted when I'm talking.

"I don't suppose you'll tell us what the plan is?" Haku said, lowering his needles. I jumped down. Well, more like fell since my legs were, you know. I fell down and landed on my butt.

"Ow." I used the tree to hold myself up in an standing position and looked at Haku.

"The plan is, dear Haku and Zabuza" I started, and looked at them. They knew I was fully serious about this. "to make sure you two don't die." their eyes widened before going back tho their usual epressions.