Text (Septiplier Fanfic)

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Mark🍒
Hey, what's up man?

Jack🍻
Nm, you?

Mark🍒
Damn, now it really DOES sound like Kik messaging...

Jack🍻
Haha, stfu dude, I'm tired!

Mark🍒
It's like 4 in the afternoon!

Jack🍻
I'm still tired!

Mark🍒
Ok! Well, I have to ask you a question...

Jack🍻
I have one too, but you can ask first

Mark🍒
Ok, well, you and your girlfriend broke up a few months ago, right?

Jack🍻
Yeah, why?

Mark🍒
Well, I ran into her this morning while going to work and we talked since we knew each other in highschool, and she gave me her number and asked if we could talk more over coffee or something...

Jack🍻
Ok? We're broken up now so I couldn't care less if you went out with her.

Mark🍒
I just wanted to tell you I guess...

Jack🍻
You don't need my permission to date her lol

Mark🍒
I'm not gonna date her! She isn't my type...no offense

Jack🍻
None taken. Been there, done that

Mark🍒
Your being very cool about this

Jack🍻
**You're, and well, I broke up with her so obviously I don't care if she sees other people

Mark🍒
...Why'd you break up?

Jack🍻
...?

Mark🍒
Like, I don't mean to pry or anything, but you guys have been together all through highschool and college, what changed?

Jack🍻
...she did

Mark🍒
What?

Jack🍻
After highschool ended, I wasn't ready to grow up and she was. she wanted us to move out of our small apartment and to a new state. I couldn't handle that since I was so immature and I didn't want to stop her from following her dreams so i let her go...

Mark🍒
...that's kinda blunt

Jack🍻
How so?

Mark🍒
I mean, you two have been through a lot. Im sure you've had you're share of fights and conflicts, but now you didnt even try to stay and fix it together, you just...left. sorry that I sound like a douche RN

Jack🍻
Well, I didn't just leave her for that one reason. I just didnt love her anymore. She's a great person and shes been loyal and very sweet, but one day I knew we just didn't click anymore... and don't worry, you always sound like a douche ;)

Mark🍒
I'm going to let the insult slide on this one... but are you sure you wouldn't mind if I got coffee with her?

Jack🍻
God no, do whatever the hell you want, we're all adults here.

Mark🍒
Thanks man :) and I hope things get better for you as of recent!

Jack🍻
Thanks c:

Mark🍒
So, uh...what was your question?

Jack🍻
Huh?

Mark🍒
The question you were going to ask before mine?...

Jack🍻
Oh, yeah

Jack🍻
Why the fuck is your icon two Cherry's? I guarantee its not because you like the fruit...

Mark🍒
Wait are you serious?

Jack🍻
Ye

Mark🍒
BAHAHAHAHSHHSHAHA, ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE JUST HAD A GIANT HEART TO HEART CONVO AND THATS YOUR FOLLOW UP?

Jack🍻
EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING

Mark🍒
Well, if you must know, I picked them cuz they look like balls - shocker, I know

Jack🍻
I fucking knew it

Mark🍒
Good detective work G.I. Jack

Jack🍻
THAT IS LITERALLY GOING TO BE MY NEW TWITTER NAME NOW

Mark🍒
WAIT, REALLY??

Jack🍻
YES OF COURSE, THANK YOU MASTER NAMER MARK

Mark🍒
I FEEL SO SPECIAL!

Jack🍻
...

Mark🍒
Wat?

Jack🍻
Are you gonna change your twitter name to Master Namer Mark?

Mark🍒
PISS OFF IM KEEPING MY TWITTER NAME

Jack🍻
FINE SCREW YOU TOO

Jack🍻
WHAT EVEN IS YOUR TWITTER NAME?

Mark🍒
Markiplier

Jack🍻
Wtf. How do you even pronounce that??

Mark🍒
Mark-ì-plīër (I'm so sorry if that's not how to pronounce it lol)

Jack🍻
I actually had to look up how to pronounce ë and ī to sound it out...

Mark🍒
HAHA

Jack🍻
STFU SCRUB

Mark🍒
....Are you still going to have G.I Jack as your twitter name?...

Jack🍻
...

Jack🍻
Ye

Mark🍒
:)