Text (Septiplier Fanfic)

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Mark🍒 signed in

Mark🍒
Felix?

Mark🍒
?

Mark🍒
DUDE ANSWER YOUR PHONE FFS

Felix👑 signed in

Mark🍒
I KNOW YOUR READING THIS

Felix👑
**You're

Mark🍒
I WILL CUT YOU

Felix👑 logged off

Mark🍒
BICH GET BACK HERE

Mark🍒
I SWEAR TO DOG IM GONNA COME OVER TO THAT HORRIBLE SWEDEN AND BEAT YOU WITH A MEATBALL

Mark🍒
WHYD YOU EVEN MOVE BACK THERE ANYWAY? WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HERE IN AMERICA?

Felix👑 signed in

Mark🍒
SPEAK

Mark🍒
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Felix👑
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Felix👑
How dare you make fun of Sweden you munchkin lookin' motherfucker, I will take you by the heel and slam you against the wall that your future president, Donald Trumpet, is gonna build. Come at me scrublord, I've got more memes and roasts then you will ever wish to own. Fuckin' fite me cuz you know id win any duel you wish to throw down, ya shitstain.

Mark🍒
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Felix👑
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Mark🍒
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Felix👑
So, how've you been?

Mark🍒
Fookin' hell this week's been hectic as shit

Felix👑
Give me the details!

Mark🍒
Do you remember Jack from highschool?

Felix👑
I might

Mark🍒
Well I got in contact with him.

Felix👑
What? How? Didnt you swear to never talk to him again since you pissed yourself in front of him?

Mark🍒
Yeah, but, I found him on FB and I got his number

Felix👑
Doesn't he beat people up for getting his number?

Mark🍒
I thought he did...

Felix👑
THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU RISK ASKING HIM FOR HIS NUMBER? YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO DAITHI, RIGHT? HE MOVED BACK TO IRELAND BECAUSE OF JACK BEATING HIM UP WHEN HE ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER.

Mark🍒
That's why I didn't ask him...

Felix👑
Tf?

Mark🍒
I got in contact with his ex and she agreed to give me his number if I went on a date with her...

Felix👑
HOLY FUCK, WHAT? DIDNT SHE LIKE, HATE YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL?

Mark🍒
THINGS CHANGE

Felix👑
BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE JUST TO GET HIS NUMBER

Mark🍒
...

Felix👑
Wait...

Felix👑
Don't fucking tell me you still have a crush on him

Mark🍒
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Felix👑
Mark, I thought you were over him. He made you go insane in highschool, he was all you thought about and you almost got kicked out for it. Didn't you get a boyfriend? Aaron, or something?

Mark🍒
Aaron and I broke up two years ago, Fe...

Felix👑
...Well, why do you think anything would be different now? You don't know if he's gay/bi/whateverthefuck. And for God's sake you agreed to go on a date with his ex.

Mark🍒
I blew her off when i got the chance. We went on the date and I ran half way through it

Felix👑
*Le virtual sigh* Did you talk to him yet?

Mark🍒
Ye

Felix👑
And...?

Mark🍒
He's super different. He seems so nice and carefree. He isn't punk anymore and I don't think he would hurt a fly. I showed him a pic of me with my red hair and he said I got hot since highschool...

Felix👑
Your red hair looks fuckin' dumb so he must be buttering you up. Continue.

Mark🍒
Well he got green hair and he looks super cute in it. He also got glasses which are very nice. When he broke up with his girlfriend, he moved back in with his mom and hasn't been able to get a steady job. I offered him to work with me in the offices but he has to continue working in a fuckin' McDonald's. Idk, when I saw that he was single on FB, I panicked and tried anything I could to get in contact with him.

Felix👑
Well, don't fuck up this time, ok? You don't want another pissing accident to happen.

Mark🍒
Alright. and FUCK YOU MY HAIR LOOKS GREAT IN RED, AND ITS PERFECT SINCE HIS HAIRS GREEN. AT LEAST I DONT HAVE FUCKING MICROSOFT PAINT TATTOS. COME BACK TO AMERICA AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE

Felix👑
I WOULD, BUT ALL I SEE IS AN ASS WITH TWO EYES THAT I HAVE TO BEND DOWN TO LOOK AT

Mark🍒
FITE ME

Felix👑
BITE ME

Felix👑
OH WAIT, DONT BITE ME, YOU'D RATHER DO THAT TO JACK

Mark🍒
I WILL END YOU

Felix👑 logged off

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I'm so fucking obsessed with Super Mega, like Ryan and Matt choke me.

Also I really liked this chapter. Mark and Felix are like best friends and I want more convos with them.