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Mark🍒
How'd your mom take it?

Jack🍻
She said if I don't start paying some of the bills, she's kicking me out.

Mark🍒
What?!

Jack🍻
She ALSO said that I'm probably so down on my luck because I broke up with my gf, so she invited her over for dinner soon

Mark🍒
SHE CANT DO THAT

Jack🍻
Mark, I'm scared

Mark🍒
What if you come over my house at that time?

Jack🍻
I can't, i need to stay for the dinner or I'm getting kicked out

Mark🍒
Tell your mom that you're getting a job, you just have to wait a while for the interview

Jack🍻
I did

Mark🍒
And she still is threatening to kick you out?

Jack🍻
Yep. She thinks if she invited my ex over, we'll fall in love again, I'll move in with her, and get a job.

Mark🍒
Well that's not going to happen

Jack🍻
No, it's not

Jack🍻
She moved on so quickly too. I mean, two days after we broke up, I saw her with another guy. Then she tried hooking up with you.

Mark🍒
I'm still not over that. My hair was assaulted during that

Jack🍻
How floofy is your hair??

Mark🍒
Very floofy

Jack🍻
I wish I had floofy hair :c

Mark🍒
But your hair is very nice c:

Jack🍻
Thank youuuuu <3

Mark🍒
You are so gay

Jack🍻
I AM JUST TRYING TO BE POSITIVE IN A SHITTY SITUATION

Mark🍒
I know...

Mark🍒
You're just doing it in a gay way

Jack🍻
BOI

Jack🍻
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GAY

Mark🍒
Takes one to know one

Jack🍻
FOOK YOU

Mark🍒
You wish ;)

Jack🍻
Gay af

Mark🍒
I know you are but what am I

Jack🍻
I AM GOING TO SPANK YOU

Mark🍒
Harder

Jack🍻
JESUS CHRIST

Mark🍒
WHERE

Jack🍻
You make the worst jokes

Mark🍒
You seem to like them

Jack🍻
Ye :3

Mark🍒
¢:

Jack🍻
:P

Mark🍒
...

Jack🍻
...

Mark🍒
I hope things get better for youuu

Jack🍻
Thank youuu

Mark🍒
*Le virtual hug*

Jack🍻
*Le punches you in da nutz*

Mark🍒
HEY

Jack🍻
FITE ME

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IM NOT DEAD YET

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