Fandom Soup: A Game Of Truth Or Dare

surviving the first week

Tobias: Tris, are you sure your ok?

Tris: I don't want to talk about it.

Keira: ohh toughen up you pansy cake!

Tris:Ohh your one to talk, let's see you do that!

Everyone: (nods their heads)

Keira:And on with the game! Tris its your turn!

Tris:Fang, ca... Truth or dare?

Fang:( glances at Max)

Fang:Dare.

Max:( smiles triumphantly)

Tris:I dare you to spend an hour with the plastics from mean girls!

Keira:Yes, oh yes, thank you Tris!

Fang:um... What's mean girls?

Keira:Only the one movie that will get me the horror I need to make a proper truth or dare story!

Gwen:It's a horrible chick flick, where the main character becomes a horrible, blood sucking, popular girl, who's enemy practically destroys the school with her so called "burn book".

Duncan:Wow somebody really hates this movie!( gives a flirtatious smile)

Gwen:( rolls her eyes and looks away)

Fang:Crap!

Keira:Wait give my magic zipper a chance to cool down for this next dare! In the mean time, Fang you can truth or dare someone!

Fang: (grins evilly and points at Max) Max! Truth or dare?

Max:Judging by that look your giving me, I'm gonna go with truth.

Angel:( pats her shoulder)

Angel:Good choice.

Max:(gives angel a grateful look)

Fang:Ugh, dang it! Which flock member is your favorite?

Max:I love everyone the...

Keira:BEEP! Wrong!

Max:But I can't...

Keira:BEEP!

Max: ugh fine! Angel! (Looks grumpy)

Keira: But, noooooo! You love Fang! Ugh! Fine, Max, you go.

Max: You, (points at Peeta) the one who cried, truth or dare?

Peeta: who me?

Max: yes you, come on, truth or dare?

Keira: The zipper is ready!

Peeta: oh thank god

Max: (groans)

Fang: oh no.

Keira: oh yes! (Uses magic zipper to open a portal to mean girls universe and shoves fang through the opening)

Courtney:oh no, you accidently sent him to mean girls 2. That's the place where all bad mean girls fan fiction goes to die.

Gwen: Its the place where all people similar to heather go to rant at each other with no plot and a few bad words just to make it seem like a teenage movie even though the main character looks like she's in middle school.

Everyone: (Looks at Gwen as if she's crazy then realize that after all the craps she's gone through on total drama she probably is just not for the reason they originally thought then realize that all their lives are really messed up and that's the only reason they have books/movies/tv shows about them. Its also really weird how she's a cartoon and their not. Then notice that fangs back and they didn't watch anything that he did because they were pondering what their own worlds were that messed up. None of them new what the neck they were doing in a pit being controlled be Kiera)

Duncan: Wow, did we all just contemplate over life for a whole hour?

Keira: Yup, you did, and I recorded all of it just to write about later for the entire world to see!

Tobias: You really are a/an *insert swearword of your choice*

Keira: Tobias! Watch your language! This has to be pg! Geez!

Duncan: Hey you, (points to Katniss) you want to make this rated r? (Licks lips)

Katniss: (punches Duncan square in the face)

Peeta: How dare you touch my girl!(looks at Duncan) Omg, I'm soooo sorry I didnt mean it, please don't beat me up!  (Cowards behind Katniss)

Duncan: I'll give you one free pass.

Keira: aww, you two lovebirds are so cute! But Peeta still hasn't answered Max's question!

Peeta:(motions for Katniss to lower her ear)

Katniss:(leans down) Peeta refuses to speak out of fear but he says truth.

Max:(rolls eyes) Out of the people here, who do you hate the most?

Peeta:(points to Keira)

Keira: What! No! I'm shocked!(sacasticly) And it is now Peetas turn!

Peeta: Angel, truth or dare?

Angel:Dare

Peeta: You seem to be very good at reading people. I dare you to tell us what Keira is thinking.

Angel:(looks at Keira, expression of horror flashes across her face, shudders) She's thinking about doing horrible torcherous things to us.

Keira: (glares at Angel) No ones gonna know.
Now Angel, your turn to truth or dare someone!

Angel: Tris, truth or dare?

Tris: due to the horridness of my last dare, I will go with with truth.

Angel: Do you like the twilight books?

Tris: I... Do. (Looks defeated)

Courtney:Oh my god, those books are horrible! I bet you twenty bucks Gwen loves them! (Points to Keira)

Keira: You've got yourself a deal!

Gwen: Please I hate twilight!

Courtney:(Sneaks Keira twenty dollars)

Keira:Good enough for me today! Someday in the near future I will bring you back for more torture but my family is probably wondering why I've been in my room for a week, eh actually probably not, I do this a lot. So see ya later!

Tris: But I didn't get...

Keira:Snaps fingers and everyone went back to where ever they came from!

Tobias: Why did you say that out loud?