That Royal Love Child

3. She's A Sub And No, Not A Sandwich

Chapter 3

"Kaito I swear to God if you don't explain why there's a door in my living room wall I'm going to shave your head in your sleep," I said through gritted teeth closing the bathroom door as I finally got over the incredibly uncomfortable encounter in the hallway an hour ago, "Ugh. You're so annoying."

He hummed up at me from his irritatingly comfortable state on my couch where he was sprawled off reading some Japanese book—that I would never admit to being curious about. After a few minutes he shifted his gaze to look up at me and a smirk formed on his face.

"You know," he sang and the smirk grew wider, "You walking around in only a towel doesn't really help this whole 'trying to get me to go away situation' babe."

"Ugh," I rolled my eyes and my cheeks warmed up defiantly, "Whatever."

"What?" He called condescendingly as I made my way to my bedroom door on the other side of the room, unfortunately I had to pass in front of him, "No kiss ?"

"Suck a dick."

"Only when you grow one," he chided with a chuckle, "but, in the mean time you can practice on mine and show me what you'd like me to do baby cakes."

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"He's so... Uggggghhhh," I tore my donut in half angrily and frowned at Lea and Ahren who were sitting in front of me on the lawn in the main commons area with these stupid grins on their faces, "Stop smiling! He's... He's... He's so obnoxious and narcissistic."

"Oh really?" Lea asked in a mocking voice with an amused look on her face.

"Yes, really," I glared at her and bit my donut in annoyance as a pair of underclass men gave me a strange look when they walked pass us, "Why the hell are we out here anyway? It's hot as Satan's anus and I'd rather spend my reading period in my room, under heavy air conditioning, pining and wallowing my own in self pity."

I heard Ahren mutter something under his breath but my attention was stolen almost instantly.

"Do you really feel so strongly about me babe?" An unwelcome voice cried in faux offence from behind me, "I guess I should try a little harder to make things right after the whol–

I turned swiftly and glared at him before he could even finish his sentence. The asshole just gave me an amused grin with a mischievous glint in his dark eyes as he patted my head and sat beside me with his incredibly longs legs stretched out in front of him. It was weird having someone significantly taller than me, I guess that's part of reason why I never really had a boyfriend, they were all shorter than or in Ahren's case, the same height as me. Seeing as I was a whooping 6"2.

I couldn't help staring at how elegantly his blemish free legs complimented the well kept lawn. That was until I heard him talking about our first morning together.

"Who knew the princess would be such an early riser?" My eyes snapped up only to meet his staring at me with a worrying challenge on his face, "She even dared to come wake me up but, little did she know tha–

"Okayyyyy," I cut him off abruptly with a glare and grabbed him by the arm as I stood with my green tea in my free hand, "That's enough story time for today. Come on Kaito, we have some things we need to sort out some stuff, boundaries perhaps."

I gave my friends a tight smile and ignored the sheer shock and amusement etched over their faces as I dragged this chuckling douchebag away from them.

"You're such a fucking asshole," I hissed when we were a good distance from the commons area, "I told you not to talk about what happened this morning."