Legend says that if you look in the mirror at midnight and whisper, "vans" three times, Kellin Quinn will appear out of nowhere and slap you in the face with a pair of his Toms.
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An Odd Collection of Band Jokes
RandomAs it says in the title, this book is an odd collection of band jokes which I hope you find amusing. Bands such as MCR, FOB, PTV, P!ATD, you probably get the picture now. A majority of these jokes I found on the internet, and do not take credit for.
The Legend
Legend says that if you look in the mirror at midnight and whisper, "vans" three times, Kellin Quinn will appear out of nowhere and slap you in the face with a pair of his Toms.