He went straight to third base

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Friendly reminder that one time after Gerard sang mama, he pointed to his mother in the front row and said, "Mama! This is the closest you've ever been to me, and this is gonna be totally inappropriate, but I'm going STRAIGHT to third base!" and then proceeded to shove his hand down his pants. 

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