Me: *sings high note in death of a bachelor*
Bear Grylls miles away: That is the sound of a small whale trying to give birth to fully grown giraffe.
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An Odd Collection of Band Jokes
RandomAs it says in the title, this book is an odd collection of band jokes which I hope you find amusing. Bands such as MCR, FOB, PTV, P!ATD, you probably get the picture now. A majority of these jokes I found on the internet, and do not take credit for.
Why I DON'T Sing Death of a Bachelor
Me: *sings high note in death of a bachelor*
Bear Grylls miles away: That is the sound of a small whale trying to give birth to fully grown giraffe.