A typical Mary Sue story, read more to find out.
::Warning:: Lots of fainting at the end of chapters, racism, cursing, stupidness, unicorns, and purpose grammar errors ahead!
This story is supposed to be horrible and bad, terrible of the Terrible...
So before I begin this chapter, I just want to say to everyone that might read this over the bajillion other copies of bad stories that thank you that you are ACTUALLY reading it, yeah it way be bad I only have 2 words for that...
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Okay... That was 3 words, but who cares?! It adds to the infamy of the story. Anyway, on with the story! ==================================================================================
I woke up in a dark cell on a hard stone bed with a bunch of casts on and one of those giant rolling machines that show your heart beat hooked onto me, I was a little confused at first but then I realized... "OH NO!!" I shouted, "I forgot to go to the mall for something but I forgot what it was since the author published the first chapter a while ago and is too lazy to go back and see what it was!!" I looked around the cell. "Oh" I began, "I'm also in a dark cell with a machine hooked up to me" when I finished talking to myself, a police officer came in with a clipboard and walked up to me. "Oh help me officer! I just woke up in here and I don't remember anything! Except for the thing about the mall... But anything!" I cried rattling the bars. "Come down ma'am, you are only in the police station. We got a call from a young man saying he saw you crash into the brick wall and contacted us. Would you care to explain what you were eating, drinking, or doing that night?" "Oh sir I didn't do anything last night, I was just driving to the mall for more makeup and stuff when I saw him, I shouted out to him and the car lost control! I think there is something very wrong with the car, look what it did to me!" I said pointing to the bandages, "In fact, I feel much better now" I got up and pulled the medical stuff of me and proceeded to bend the bars open. The officer ran back crying "HOLY SHI-" before a car drove in!!! I got in with the driver, he was the same boy that I shouted to last night, he looked more different then I remembered, this time he had normal, but still pale, skin. His eyes were a plain brown and his mouth was just plain and straight, and his hair was parted. "What did you do to yourself in the last chapter?! Where are dem fangs and Shiz? And your eyes were rainbow!" I scolded him. "Look you are either high or just plain crazy, it was night time, my skin was pale because it was cold, I got back from a night at the bar, messy hair! The eyes and fang stuff? How to hell did you come up with that?" "Honestly it's not my fault! The author was just tired at night and just wanting Half-Life 3 to come out already!" "What does Half-life have to do with this?!" He yelled. "BECAUSE, SHE COULDN'T GET A PORTAL SONG OUT OF HER HEAD SO THAT GOT HER THINKING OF HALF-LIFE!" "THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!" I cried. "Neither is the fact that we broke the fourth wall!" He replied, "I CAN BREAK AS MANY DAMN WALLS AS I WAN'T, I JUST KNOW THAT NO ONE WOULD CARE IF I PUT A RANT LIKE THIS IN ANOTHER BOOK, BUT SINCE THIS ONE IS BAD, WHY THE HELL NOT? IT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!" I yelled at him. "WHY ARE WE YELLING IN CAPS?!" I shouted. "Author must have gotten her caps lock stuck- oh wait, wait... Never mind, it's good now." He said. "How come that it never came to us that we are STILL CRASHED IN AT THE POLICE STATION?!" I yelled at him looking at the swarm of police trying to get our car open, "whelp we are screwed, good luck! I'm going back to the author's imagination!" He said. "No, wait! What am I gonna do with all the policemen?" But he was already gone when I said it, the the police broke my window and threw in sleeping gas and everything went black AGAIN, well this isn't a very Mary Sue chapter, hmmmm, what the guy said was true, I was tired and wanting half-life 3 to come out, and about that portal song.., I heard a remix somewhere but I just can't find it again. It sounds like the ending of this song
Have you listened to it yet? Now it's back in my head again, great... But I won't be alone now! But still, can you help me search for remixes? I've been looking for it for months...
I already broke this story's plot so I'm just gonna wrap it up for the chapter, message me any ideas because I got none to put down. See you soon
