"Hey TJ does your name stand for something?"
"Yea."
"Then tell us what it stands for."
"Well you guys will laugh at me, you can just call me TJ."
"We won't laugh!"
"Yea you will!"
"No we won't, I promise! Just tell us your real name!"
"Ugh fine."
...
"Well?"
"Its...Its Timmy Tom Tim."
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