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I say this with all the respect in the world guys but...
How am I dating such a dumbass?

Los 🌶
I would kick your ass for calling my cousin a dumbass but...
True

Sasha 🐯
Who the fuck forgets their own birthday?

Dani 💁🏼
Our favorite dumbass that's who

Candice 🦄
That girl will forget to put on a bra before coming to work guys... did we really expect her to remember her birthday?

Keys ⚡️
True ^^

Stop looking at my girlfriends boobs!

Los 🌶
This has suddenly gotten to personal for my liking...

Sasha 🐯
I shouldn't be as disappointed as I feel but...
She bought a fish one time and thought it would just eat the water in its tank...
Poor Pablo lived less then 3 days...

Thanks... I'm not letting her take care of our children
As a matter of fact?

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let her have a dog

Los 🌶
Hercules was my idea!
Not that it did me any good since that little fucker wants to fight me all the time

Sasha 🐯
She cried over Pablo for months okay

Candice 🦄
OBVIOUSLY SHE LEARNED SINCE HERCULES GETS MORE LOVE THEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

Keys ⚡️
#FREEREY'SNIPPLE

I SHOULDN'T HAVE INVITED YOU
IF I CATCH YOU LOOKING AT REYS NIPPLES AGAIN I SWEAR

Sasha 🐯
SHE HAS PRETTY AWESOME NIPPLES
FREE REY'S NIPPLES

Candice 🦄
FREE THE NIPPLE SO WE CAN ALL WALK AROUND WITHOUT BRAS

DANI 💁🏼
FREE THE NIPPLE BRAS ARE HORRIBLE

Dylan 🐺
I'm not entirely sure I have a say in this but Sasha has threatened to throw me off the boat so...
FREE THE NIPPLE

STILES DAMMIT

Dylan 🐺
IM SORRY BARRY

OKAY I GOTTA GO
REY IS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS SOON
AND SHE WILL BE SUSPICIOUS ENOUGH
SEE YOU GUYS SEEN
I THINK I HEARD A GLASS OF WINE OPEN UPSTAIRS
BYE

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