Flashbacks || Grant Gustin

P R I V A T E

Hey
I'm shitting myself

Sasha💜
Breath bitch
You aren't gonna shit yourself
You're on a plane
Shitting yourself would not help you or the passengers of the plane

Sasha
I'm serious
I'm fucking nervous as hell
Grants over here sleeping like a baby and yet here I am sweating more then the time abuela  asked me if I was still a virgin

Sasha💜
Okay how about you order a water or some tranquilizer. Got any Tylenol Pm on you? You need sleep. I know your ass was up until God knows when making sure you had everything and then panicking over the presents you bought his family

How did you know I thought presents?

Sasha💜
Cause when you met my family in second grade you brought Jesse's iguana a present

I miss Howie
🐊

Sasha💜
That's a crocodile you dumb fuck

Can we get back to subject at hand please
I need you to help me

Sasha💜
What I distracted you
You sweated less in the three minutes there
But fine... always gotta be so pushy

Okay how do I make a good impression on the mom?

Sasha💜
Don't fuck it up and don't mention your fucking her son

WHY DO I EVEN COME TO YOU

Sasha💜
OKAY OKAY
What underwear did you take?

Are you trying to sext me again?

Sasha💜
NO OMG IT HAPPENED ONE TIME AND IT WAS BY ACCIDENT
ANSWER THE QUESTION!!

Fine uhm
Idk regular underwear

Sasha💜
Like grannie panties or those cute underwear you wear to bed cause they make your ass look good but they also give a full coverage?

Yeah I guess those
Like boy boxers?

Sasha💜
Okay good
Any G-Strings? Thongs? Dental floss you'll double as underwear? Lace? You know sexy shit?

Well yeah I brought dresses to wear

Sasha💜
Throw them out the second you land

WHAT?

Sasha💜
You don't think she's gonna look through your shit! I've seen pictures of Tina and Gracie! The second you go out with Grant they will be looking through your shit and best believe when they find them they will hoe your ass out the house.

OMG SERIOUSLY 🙄🙄
FIRST OF ALL I NEED BULLETPOINTS TO GET THROUGH THE SHIT YOU JUST SAID
•how the fuck did you figure out his families name before me
•why would they think I'm a hoe for bringing a pair of thongs
•why would they kick me out for that
•WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO WEAR WITH THE DRESSES

Sasha💜
I did my part as your best friend the second you let me know grant and you were dating.
They are gonna suspect you're fucking in Grant race car bed wheel they are sleeping. His mother still probably thinks he's a virgin and you're the devil.
Go commando,

I can't believe you
Omfg

Sasha💜
Would you like to be thought of as a saint or not?

I'd like to be thought of as wearing undies

Sasha💜
Thong or not your dirty ass will fuck Grant in his race car bed the moment you get the chance

I hate you

Sasha💜
Shut up and go fuck your speed racer

OMG I SNORTED AND GRANT HEARD IT AND WOKE UP AND NOW HE WANTS TO KNOW WHATS FUNNY
GOTTA BARRY ALLEN

Sasha💜
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HIM DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO USE THAT ALL THE TIME