Comback #47

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Ex-boyfriend: Are you up?

Me: ......we haven't talked for like three weeks

Ex-boyfriend: I miss you, and it's cold, I wish we could cuddle

Me: Oh trust me, if I was there I would warm you right up...by setting you on fire...Goodnight xxx

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