I do not own twilight
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Hey guys this is my story on how I got transported to the twilight universe.
"Jasmine did you go pick up you sister from kickboxing class". My mom screamed to me from her bedroom upstirs.
"I'm heading to pick her up in a minute" .I said trying to get my calculus homework out of the way to catch up on my other homework. So I can have time to relax and read.
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"JASMINE!
"Okay relax I'm going ".I said trying to find my keys. "OH man where did I put them." I muttered to myself. And I just remembered they where in my back pocket."Dammit why does it happen everytime. Ah man I'm getting old" I muttered to myself. Yep feel like 18 is the new 30.
"Be careful driving in the rain". My mom said walling down stair to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
"Always am". I said running to my Chevy Impala trying to avoid get my hair wet.(Picture of hair above)
As I got into my car I tried calling my sister no answer.It went straight to voicemail. "Dammit Jade pick up your damn phone" I said. So I put in my mix tape of Nine Inch Nail, Red hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters blasted through the entire car. As I got closer I suddenly got this killer headache. And the rain fell like a curtain making it difficult to see the rode. When suddenly a car crashes into my side of the car and the last thing I heard was screaming Then I blacked out.
When I started coming to my senses I woke up in some sort of of meadow. "This look similar to the on in Twilight". My little sister use to drag me to the movie theater just to watch twilight. And what a pathetic excuse for a movie vampires sparkling in the sunlight please. And that Edward guy that looked like he had stick up his ass I understand he was a vampire but come on take a fucking chill pill dude.
Do you know that feeling you get when when you feel like you're being watched? Ah that how I felt but I wasn't scared I was pissed off.
I was snapped out of my thoughts when a pair of arms from behind wrapped around my torso and brought me close .I freaked out I tried kicking , punching and clawing at this person arms when they started to growl. Like a dog. Then I was turned around and came face to face with Edward Cullen.
"What the Fuck"I said struggling to get free. "Let me go you fucking weird disco ball"
I'm suddenly got turned around so fast I felt like I was about to puck . And that what I did on his shoes. Once I finished emptying out my stomach . I started freaking laughing.laughing to the post were tears were falling down my face.
My face is suddenly pulled up and he is kissing me.KISSING ME!!! let me start of with saying EWW I just pucked my fucking guts out. And second what the hell.
So I decide to play along.
He started to get a little touche. And that when I attacked. I kicked him in the balls.
What a fucking dumb idea
Once my knee conned with his "precious jewel" I heard a loud CRACK!.My knee is broken woo dee fucking doo.I shoved him away with all my might.
"Please calm down" Edward said to me with a whimper.
You expect me to calm down. I don't FUCKING BELONG HERE!!I said feeling like smoke is about to come out of my ear. " I need to get out of here" I muttered to my self trying to concentrate to much on my knee.
I suddenly find my self on the ground with Edward on top of me. "You are not going anywhere where my little mate you are Mate!! He said to me before I pass out.
Hey guys this is my fist story and it might sound like shit at the moment . Put please please bare with me
Until next time
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RomansaWhat would happen if you were teleported into twilight. But not everything is what it appears to be in the books.