The Potato Overlord

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The potatoes used the slingshot to throw butter knives at the humans. The potatoes had very good aim, so they killed or wounded lots of the humans. The potatoes had finally won a battle. This may be a small step for man, but a huge leap for all of potato kind. The potatoes ran back to the Potato Overlord to share their win. "Sir, we finally won a battle!" One said. "Good job everybody. Is there anything else?" The Potato Overlord asked. "I think it's time for the sweet potato warriors." Another said. The Potato Overlord nodded, and called every warrior that was fit for battle. "Sweet potatoes! We need you on the battle field. We can't loose now!" The Potato Overlord yelled. All the potatoes yelled in agreement. "Now charge!" The Potato Overlord yelled. The potatoes ran out and invaded the humans' camp. The potatoes continued to use the slingshot, while the sweet potato warriors had a different plan. "Your hair looks amazing!" A sweet potato said. "Aww, thank you!" The human said. The sweet potato went up for a hug, but stabbed the human with a butter knife. Many other humans fell victim to the same thing. Then, a man ran to a nearby village. The potatoes didn't know why, so they kept fighting. The humans stopped falling for the sweet potatoes tricks, so the potatoes retreated. "Master, it worked for a while. The sweet potatoes distracted the humans then killed them." One said. "But the humans started to catch on." Another said. "One human ran off to a village, but we don't know why." Another said. "Why didn't you kill him?" The Potato Overlord asked. "We were tied up at the moment." One said. The Potato Overlord growled in hatred. "Rest. We must be ready to take the humans on tomorrow." The Potato Overlord said. "Yessir!" The potatoes yelled. The potatoes went to their beds, and rested.